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they always say its guys tat r heartless in terms of relationship..
i say..pilah!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

stupid.
dumb.
idiotic.
moronic.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dulan..

some girls r much worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
millions of times worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tsk tsk..
pathetic..

ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go die..
b4 tat..
go eat dung..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

piss-ed off..

i tot i was the only one..
i tot my case was isolated..
but it seems its not..
boo~!

ppl hu dont cherish love shld juz drop dead at this moment..
ppl hu dont cherish love + hurt somebody shld juz drop dead at this moment after being knocked by a rubbish truck n falling inside a toilet bowl..
honestly..after the dmg they had done..i think they deserve worst..

~pissed~

~tHe eNd~
9:23 pm

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ok..
as a pre-caution..
this post will make some of u feel nauseous..
some might even puke..

alright..u haf been warned..
continue reading at yr own risk..

im gonna talk abt....
my desired partner..
dere u go.. *puke*

hiack hiack..rmb to drink water..in case dio dehydration..
=.-"

okok..
1st criteria..
looks..
guys hu say they dont go for looks are lying..trust mi..
when i look at a girl..i will look at ( nope..not her boobs ) her eyessss..
ooLaLa..
MUZ be able to "dian" mi at first sight..Heee..
MUZ haf double eye lid..
im an eye-freak..

alright..
2nd criteria..
beauty is one thing..
but the way we get along is another..

as those hu noe mi well will noe..i m super quiet infront of strangers..but when im with ppl i noe well..i can talk n talk n talk n talk..
so it doesnt really matter if we haf alot to talk abt..its juz like normal frenz..

3rd criteria..
our chemistry..
dont expect mi to go out with a girl tat makes mi feel awkward when im with her..
muz be natural..

4th criteria..
how related we r..
of coz..im not talking abt blood relation.. =.-"
i will NEVER haf a relationship with a classmate..NO WAY! NEVER! NEVER EVER!!
unless its a once-or-twice-a-week issue lah..den different..heee..

tats all ladies n gentlemen..

hmm..rmb to drink more water ar..
oh yes..i will be happy to receive any comments..

okok..next topic..
game recommendation..

1.) zhi zhong forced mi to install gTa 3 ( tats grand theft "something" 3 )..
its a super violent game..
u can walk ard punching ppl..
or even drag ppl out of their car and bang others with it.. =.-"

heres the worst part..
u can use cheats to get yrself all sorts of weapons..from rifle..to bazooka..
even tanks.. =.-"
u can shoot a passer-by's leg n c him hop ard with one leg b4 dropping dead.. =.-"
of coz..deres police..but with cheats..u can juz run them over with the tank..
haha..
suitable for ppl deprived of violence..
like our dear zz..haix..
unsuitable for kids below 17yrs of age.. =X
so only those born b4 1987 can play..hiack hiack..

2.) need for speed, most wanted..
nobody forced mi to play this..i saw malcolm playing and i think its quite cool..
but its getting boring now..
i got a lumbo..a supra..a benz..and..cant rmb liao..
oh ya..i juz spent all my money on kq..
he wanted a porsche..so i got him one..
i muz say its damn cool..
but tats b4 he made it purple.. =.-"
wah kao..PURPLE??!! tsk tsk..waste my money..ass..
anyway..
i upgraded everything..the engine..transmission..blah blah..
hmmmm..
not a bad game..needs skill..heeee..

~the end~
haha..no more to talk abt..
ok..i admit..
i talked abt games only becoz i wanted to draw attention away to the criterias thingy..
=X

ps: 4give mi for any grammar/vocab mistake..

OH YES..im going back jss..haha..
bye~

~tHe eNd~
11:04 pm

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omg..i cant believe how time pass soooo fast man..
they say " time moves faster when u are dreading to something " or " time flies "
wf say " time teleports even when u are not dreading something "

=.-"

a month has past since chistmas..
can u belive it??!! 30days!! aHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in a blink of an eye..the exams are here..aHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
den..im in year 2 aready..aHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
den..year 3..Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
den NS..aHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
den work..Wo Bu YaOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

den i will climb my way up the company..hopeful citybank..
den i will get myself a car..
den i will hang out with kq they all..go play..
when i earned enuff $$..
i will bring my parents ard the world to play..
den i will find myself a partner..
den get married on the moon..haha..
start my own bank or business..
den migrate to Switzerland with my wife..
buy a house dere..
a rocking chair..
den sit on the chair, in the backyard cross leg, smoke cigar..whahahaha..
every year fly back to spore ( after CNY..so no need give hong bao.. =X ) to stay with my parents..buy them switz chocolate n watches..haha..
den i will haf kids..
show my grandma..haha..
den i will go back Switz to lead a peaceful life with my wife and kids..
~the end~


But now..
deres still the prospect of bca and wcomm proj.. =.-"
sianx..
i go do them now..
~gone~

~tHe eNd~
1:51 am

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oolala~~
the title tells it all..
this post is gonna be soooo interesting..
whahahaha..
( alright alright..i give yr the permission to say pilah..go on..im still going on no matter wat..bleahx~~~~~ )

ok lah (though its going to seriously make this post dull )..im not gonna talk abt myself..nope..so the title is totally out-of-pt..haha..

its my grandma's ( my mum's mum ) butt-day today!! and i got a bloody/shitty/idiotic/irritating pimple on my face!!
ok..no link..

anyway..we went ang mo kio dere makan dinner..

i haven seen her for ages..
she seems considerably thinner.. =(
i used to stay at her place b4 i went pri skool..so our bond is dere..
shes like a superwoman lah..took care of almost every grandchildren she haf..haha..
my sis..my cousins..mi.. ( of coz..im the easiest to look after lah..coz im so guai..whaha )

shes super impt to mi..
i really really hope tat she will continue staying healthy and c mi graduate from polytechnic..and university..den settle down..i wan her to take care of my children oso..whaha..

ahh..time passes by so quickly..haix..

u noe..sometimes when u r thinking deep..u will think of the past..the silly things u did..and u will luff..haha..esp those tat involve yr frenz embarassing themselves ( hiack hiack hiack hiack )

den u think of the present..complaining abt the tonnes of uncompleted hw..the recent arguement with yr partner/mum/frenz..blah blah..but..does it really matter in the future??

wat im trying to say is..dont brood over the past..coz the past can nvr affect our future..its juz like a book..to read at one's leisure..
our future depends on our present..

damn..i think i got the makings of a philosopher man..haha..

oh ya..for those hu haf read harry potter ( for those hu dont..den too bad lah..haha )
rmb i said something abt finding loopholes in the harry potter series??
i found one..whahahahaha..in the 4th book..whahahaha..
1st task..the retrieving golden egg from dragon one..
u noe..i think harry potter is abit dumb to summon his firebolt over..
y dont he juz summon the egg over??
wouldnt it be much easier??
haha..lame..

anyway..gtg..deres b.mgt tutorial at 9am..
good luck again ( to those i noe only and of coz myself ) for tuesday's macro test..
till next time..
~aMiTabHa~

~tHe eNd~
12:18 am

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I DON'T CARE.

i know the snow stopped now BUT IT SNOWED THIS MORNIN =DD









say hi to my boss of hugo boss >]]]]


my present to mr sim.

i hope it snow more. x)
and please mr sim, eu can never invent somethin liddat. >]]]

;mel.

~tHe eNd~
2:18 am

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yes~! this will be my 11th post..whahahaha..though 2 of them are not written by mi..heeee..so maybe i shld announce again next time..haha..

im feeling so knowledgeable now..so i shall tell everyone abt amazing facts of the universe..tat i can think of now..

DO U NOE??

1 --> cockroaches got 2 brains..oh yes..1 is at the butt area..u can try chopping off their heads..they can still move..but will die after awhile..noe y?? coz they cant eat lah..duh~! =.-"
( ok..im self-entertaining )

2 --> for girls tat loves to put make-ups : lip sticks contains fish scales ( no wonder i always smell something fishy when im near yr..hahahaha!! )

3 --> venus is the only planet tat rotates clockwise on its axis..bet u didnt noe this..hiack hiack..

4 --> the king of hearts is the only one without moustache ( hmm..i always tot he looks a bit gay )

5 --> some snakes got 2 dicks..( haha..damn funny =X )

6 --> no paper can be folded half more than 7times..( proven and tested since i was in pri skool..u can try oso..but no cheating lah..fold it in HALVES..dont go folding the egdes den tell mi..eh..i can fold 100 times lehz..pilah.. )

7 --> bulls c in black n white..so the percentage of them charging at u, with a red cloth is as much as u holding a blue one..( funny y spanish hold the red ones eh? )

8 --> cant think of any more for the moment..haha..oh ya..1 more..i rmb reading somewhere tat our thigh bone is harder than concrete..so next time u wan to whack ppl juz chop off yr leg and whack tat guy silly..( pilah!! =.-" )

ok..anyway..i shall be signing off here..
wan to watch harry potter!!!! and maybe chicken little if i haf the time..heeee..
take care..

~tHe eNd~
10:23 pm

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hey ppl guess wat??
hey guess wat ppl..??
i've found something tats lamer than lame..
oh hohoho!!!!

its norton antivirus..

oh yessss..u didnt mis-read it..its norton alright..and its super duper lame lah..

i ran a virus scan coz i felt my comp trying to tell mi tat its sick.. =X
and true to my suspicion..norton found 2 bloody viruses..damn..
ok..anyway..heres the lame part..
the stupid norton cant delete one of the damned virus..
i mean..wats the point of telling mi tat u found the stupid virus if u cant delete it??
lame.. =.-"

i haf been getting rather fed up with my comp recently becoz it lags like crazy sometimes..and this really gets on my nerve man.. ROAR!!!!

this is a short post man..shortest i think?? or maybe 2nd shortest..ahh..watever lah..not in a really good mood now..

the wcomm test didnt go too well..deres 3 qns..qns 1 n 2 i felt was ok..but i think i didnt did myself justice for the 3rd..i was racking my brains..thinking of the short letter format..i 4got!!!! -.="
im soooo in deep shit..qn3 is over 30marks..so is qn1 n 2..haha..so its upon 90 marks.. -.="
maybe the award 10 for neatness..oh shit..!! ahhhh..!!

oh yeah..b4 test, my butt says it wants to feed the toilet bowl..so i made malcolm to accompany mi to the toilet at convention centre from library ( im very particular abt the place i release some stress from my butt ) ..den..juz when i was abt to sit down..i saw this creepy crawlie on my bag..haha..
i told malc to haf a look..he said its a moth ( it sure doesnt look like one to mi..looks more like a praying mentis without pincers )..den he went to the other cubicle n took some toilet paper..i tot he was gonna catch it..hu noes..he rolled the paper into a ball n started throwing at it.. -.=" wth..

anyway..i joined in..n we got really gross..malc came up with the idea of soaking the toilet paper with water ( tap water..er-hem!! ) den we started throwing at tat part mentis insect..haha..super funny..it flew all the way to the other side of the toilet, abv the door..dere..i aimed a shot at it..it landed about 1mm above it..n we luff-ed like crazy..haha..den i threw again..it landed next to the previous " lump " of toilet paper..and we luff-ed more..haha..

den..my butt nudged mi..reminding y im at the toilet, in the first place..
and....
PooooooooooooooooooooooooTTTT!!!!
ok..u guys noe the ending..

hmm..seems like its not gonna be a short post after all eh??
haha..gtg..
2morow got LMS ( Life Management Skills ) at 10am..honestly..i haf no idea y a banking student haf to take this module..but its quite fun..so its ok for mi..haha..
but heng no IAC ( Individual And Community..more cock rite?? haha..i noe.. ) and no BCA ( B-something Computer A-something ) meeting ( thanx to michelle!!!! )
take care ppl..
~amitabha~

~tHe eNd~
9:44 pm

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for the 2nd time in 3 days..im tempted to swear....damn....

u guys rmb tat freak from match.com??
well..another freak approached mi.. -.="
nope..not from match.com ( i haf been blk-ing anyone hu attempted to add mi ) but from frenster..
this guy..by the name of dave.. msg-ed mi....
here it goes....

hi

i am dave, chinese guy 26 1,72m60kg seeking
friend for chat or met up for cafe/movies.games or
sports, pls call me 98590468

pls give mobile number

cheers

~end~

wth lah..zzzzzzzzzzzzz..he even gave mi his bloody contact.. -.=" ~puke BLOOD~
wat haf the world become??!!

I DONT WANNA BE A MAGNET FOR GUYS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

anyway..im thinking of replying..

" hey!! i dont wan to be rude..but..do i look like a girl to u??!! or r u a gay??!! so..if u dont mind..i wont be giving my contact to any GUYS..thanx for wanting to be my fren though..really appreciate it..
oh..dont bother replying..ty..
Ps: perhaps u can try yr luck with other guys..best if he is not my fren..coz i dont think they r gonna be so polite.. "

ok..i admit tat i did set up ggc..but its only for entertainment purposes lah..come on..
seriously..if these goes on..im gonna suffer from depression.. =(

alright..enuff of weirdos..

deres test again 2morow.. -.="
damn bloody sianx lah..
guess wat..?? its wcomm..letter writing and stuffs..
" SOMEONE..SAVE MI!!!! "

oh ya..i passed my 2nd MMA-POA test with 70%.. ~amitabha~
though im not really happy with it..i cant ask for more..coz i didnt really put in the effort.. =X

alright ppl..tats all for now..
till next time..

good luck to my class ( and myself )..xuefang..n anyone else hu i noe..for 2morow's test..
bad luck to anyone else whose oso taking the test.. =X

Ps: u noe wat..?? i think i will reply him tat..whahahaha..release abit of stress..hiack hiack..

~tHe eNd~
7:59 pm

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interesting title eh?? hiack hiack hiack hiack..
but the truth is this is gonna be super boring..trust mi..so u can leave now..

WEI~! PILAH~!

..im dmna tired now ( c..i cant even type "damn" properly -.=" ) ..deres a bloody MMA-POA test 2morow..n i only got news of it today..die le lah..

( juz in case u r wondering wat on earth is MMA-POA..well..it stands for Much More Advanced- Principle Of Accounting..u c..if i simply say POA it will make ppl think tat im still in sec skool..so its now MMA-POA..yes..u may think "pilah"..but..it makes mi feel more..er-hem..high leveled.. -.=" )

ok..where was i?? oh yes..deres a shitty MMA-POA ( heeee ) test 2morow..damn..i feel like swearing..but no..i wont..hmm..come to think of it..i haven been swearing for almost 2 years now..this include typing/writing and oso the inter-national handsign..li hai ba??!!
whahahahahaha..tytytyty..

oh shit..i got out of track again..yes..the idiotic MMA-POA test 2morow..i haven study~! wats more..i dont feel like studying now..i feel like....sLeePiNgggg =)
ooLaLa..!!
i love to slp..but im not a pig..im juz..too tired too often..yes!! tats wat i m..too tired too often..and not suffering from pig-syndrom ( is dere an "e"?? syndrome..hmm..cant rmb..u get wat i mean rite?? )

damn tat bloody + shitty + idiotic MMA-POA test man..y the hell do u wan to make us do the test 2morow?? y cant u choose a day when im not tired? y cant it be like next week or something?!!!!

alamak~
think i will resign to the fact tat im not gonna do well this time round.. =(
haix~
i will juz study 2morow..today cannot make it le lah..too tired..too distracted..too lazy..too..aiyah..watever..

alright ladies n gentlemen..boys n girls ( hmmm..funny isnt it? when its female first in "ladies n gentlemen" while its male first in "boys n girls"..ok..anyway.. )..i haf to go..bathe..and slp..nothing beats a good nite's rest..hiack hiack hiack hiack..till next time....

oh yes..to jiakhee n maikaitan..pai seh ar..i 4got tat yr alighting at clementi juz now..haha..tats y 4got to say goodbye.. =X

Ps: too tired to re-read..if deres any error in grammar, vocab, sentence structure and/or spelling plz pardon mi.. =) good nitex ppl..

~tHe eNd~
8:38 pm

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alright everyone..its a brand new year!!

new years are always a WOW year..noe y??

u dont noe??
eh..its doesnt take genius to work this out..u noe..?

anyway..

new year = 365 unused days = 8760 unused hours = 525600 unused minutes = WOW!!!!

new year = u get 1 year closer to yr driving lisence = WOW!!!!

new year = u learn more stuffs = WOW!!!!

new year oso means the chinese one is coming..so.. new year = hongbao = $$ = WOW!!!!

oh ya..new year = u get to noe more girls = WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!

dere u go..8 WOWs..
haha..

ok..change channel..to ch. not-lame..
new year = we muz pay tribute to the last..

here..i muz give my greatest condolence to those who have lost their loved ones during the killer tsunami..
nope..u can nvr learn to 4get someone u missed so dearly..but u muz learn to pick yrself up..rmb u r not alone..rmb that u can nvr truly lose someone so special..they will always be with u..they r in yr heart....

alright..
next..
i want to thank ppl up dere..
thank them for being so kind to mi..
thank fate for sending angels down to mi in the form of frenz..
frenz tat hu haf always been on my side when im sick..
frenz hu are always dere for mi when im feeling tired..
im speaking..
of coz..

of my pillow, bed and bolster..

wei~~!! pilah~~!!

im refering to my jss buddies lah...... (of coz those new ones oso..jiakhee..mich tan..jody..malc..the list goes on..and on..and on.. )
they are always dere for mi..i loveeeeeee u ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muackx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhh!!!! i feel like a freaking sissy now..damn..

anyway..they are the ppl hu knows mi best..
so naturally..
i tell them my problems..
i confide in them my sadness..
i tell them my secrets..in case u wan noe any of my dirty little secrets..juz ask them.. =X
pilah!!!!

u can try..but they wont tell u de lo..i noe them too well they wont betray mi..noe y??
coz they are worried tat i will leak out their own dirty little secrets..whahahahahaha..
pilah!!

they will nvr betray my secrets..i noe them..tats y they are my greatest treasure..
i love them ( sissy!! ahhhh!! ) and i pray to every god up dere tat they will always be happy..healthy..loved.. ( ahhhh!!!! )

oh shit..
i juz rmb-ed..
my haven unfinished report..
ahhhh!!!!
poly life..
haix~

jya ne~ ( means goodbye )

HAHA..i noe im lagging by 13days lah..its 14th Jan today but i haven pay my tributes to 2005 mah..so..make do with it lah.. =)

~tHe eNd~
11:17 pm

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ok..i noe the title is abit like..erm..the-typical-wf-start-of-testi..but i cant think of anything else at the moment..so lets juz make do with it..ok??

* everyone: ok~ muackx~ *

=.="
pilah!!

hmm..i juz realised tat tats the first time i said " pilah " in a post..hiack hiack..

since i got nothing better to do..nothing better to watch..nothing better to listen..nothing better to read ( well..make harry potter an exceptin )..nothing better to..erm..oh shit..cant think of anymore liao..hee.. ( pilah!! )

ok..since i got nothing better to do..nothing better to watch..oops!! wrote b4 le ( pilah!! )..

er-hem!!

since im bored..i shall equip u ppl with the skill to avoid a situation whereby a guy/girl approaches u for yr contact no..
with the aid of a very fine example..

so here goes..

one day..
Xiao ming saw this very pretty lady on the street..she was so gorgeous he simply cant take his eyes off her..
so he decided to approach her..

Xiao ming : " er..xiao jie..ni she mo dian hua?? "
Pretty lady : " oh..nokia 3230 "

Xiao ming : " mei you mei you..xiao jie..ke yi gei wo ni de dian hua mah?? "
pretty lady : " bu ke yi lah!! wo de dian hua hen gui de lehz!! "

Xiao ming : " bu shi bu shi..xiao jie..ke yi gei wo ni de hao ma mah?? "
Pretty lady : " dang ran bu ke yi lah!! gei le ni wo jiu mei you hao ma le..den wo de frenz wan find mi how?? "

Xiao ming ( irritated ) : " ahhhh..bu shi lah xiao jie..wo xiang zhi dao ni tmd hao ma lah!! "
Pretty lady : " huh?? wei she mo ni yao ta ma de hao ma?? "

Xiao ming suffered from depression ever since..

-.="
( pilah!! )

whahahaha..lame rite?

oh hohoho!! i feel so lame-ish now..( pilah!! )

damn..im famished..
and when u are hungry u shld always sing this song..

the title of this song is..mr.hungry..sang by aircon..
heres the chorus..

"..hungry..im soo hungry..fridge got no goodie..im thin as bone.."
( pilah!! )

alright everyone..b4 i go..
i haf a quiz for u ppl..
but yr muz promise tat yr ans in abt 1 sec..ok??
ready??

including the one u r thinking of now....




how many pilahs haf u tot of while reading this post??!!

~tHe eNd~
3:04 am

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since mr sim is so amazed by my bitchin skills, i thought i should come here, post some skills and surprise him. HAHAS. but narhs, that's not the point.

eu can not read them if eu don't want to. imma just purely bored from the fever and thus imma blabberin.

so yeahs, back to topic.

THE ART OF BITCHING
by ;THA MEL.

is in fact, the easiest thing for me. i mean, some people are just born with it. eu know, the bitchy element that flows through euur blood. some try hard to BE bitchy, and ended up soundin like Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan. some try hard NOT to be bitchy, i mean, i tried that before too, but i failed MISERABLY.

not that bein bitchy is a quality that anyone should be proud of [though i am. hahas] but the art of bitching is actually a concept which is harder to grasp than your MMPOA or MBA or HEKRBS. no, i make the HEKRBS up. but that's not the point.

the REAL beauty of bitchin is how eu manage to swipe the person off his/her feet, without givin ANY chances for them to fight back. of course, eu need evidences to support euur bitchin. that's super important.

always remember, comment the actions, NOT the person. it's shallow to judge others and be stereotyped UNLESS their actions worth every bitchings from euur mouth. NEVER bring in his/her mother, father, sister or the whole 9 generation of family members. that is the MOST atrocious LOW stage eu can EVER go to. unless, eu are some beng with the backup of the ChoaChuKang BLK 78 void deck's gang, NEVER EVER, bring in the family members. eu look low euurself.

don't bitch around from the things eu had HEARD. that's SO stereotype. what eu had SEEN or HEARD might not be the truth ALWAYS. unless of course, eu have SOLID PROOFS, then eu are safe to bitch someone without lettin the person havin the chance to bite euur tail. if the person starts gettin defensive and everythin, just roll euur eyes, fling euur hair and act like Paris Hilton and walk away. trust me, eu will be the last one standin.

lastly, critize SMARTLY. critisms are crucial. they let eu become a better person. but if eu start screamin euur heads off and thinkin that others will actually listens to eu, then eu should just go and start to persuade bush to turn bald. be calm when eu critize, and be nice when eu critize. of course, bitchin can't be very nice but yeahs. eu know what i mean.

and erhs, we don't need the hokkien vulgaries. i can NEVER grasp the FULL meanin of them. -shake head.

okay basically imma not makin any sense here. but i just wanna type somethin cause i felt so abused. -_-;;;

stop askin me to see a doctor mr sim. it cost 60SGD to see a doctor in freakin tokyo.

i hate fever. i lurfe noni.

SAE HI TO NONI. =DD

`mel-*

~tHe eNd~
5:41 pm

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oK..iM BoReD.. ( oops!! again.. )

ok..im bored..
its 4.47am..and im bored..
im supposed to be asleep but im awake..and im bored..
deres skool 2morow but im here typing..COZ im bored..
this is soo lame..

damn..

anyway..a thought occured to mi..

if im one of those ppl standing outside arcade everyday how will i feel?? ( oh..u noe hu im point-ing finger at )

i mean..ok..these ppl..their fashion sense haf improved ( i still rmb those "no fear" tees )..but, sadly, their attitudes/mind-sets remained..
oh yes..im talking abt vulgarities..and the way they like to diao at ppl for no apparent reason..quite rediculous honestly..the road is as much theirs as ours..alright..its the govt's..but that doesnt give them the right to bang ppl in the shoulder and walk off as we owe them something..zzzz..
if truth be told..do they really feel better this way??

to be frank..getting into unnecessary arguement/fights/quarrel/squabble doesnt satisfy mi in a single way..
come to think of it..i will juz get myself involved in more trouble..
lets c..for a start..
i earn myself several hours of squatting beside uncle police's desk, a bad record, a few more enemies and a likelihood tat i might be expelled from skool..( oh wait..i 4got..if im of them, i might aready be expelled )
it doesnt even make ppl think im cool..they will juz perceive mi as a kiddo seeking some attention..
pathetic..tsk tsk..

ok lah..to be fair..vulgarities is aready a way of life here in spore..but..to be a pro a spamming them is nothing to be proud of and everything to be ashamed..

lets hope tat these ppl will grow up ( on the inside ) and start pursuing a life tat will benefit, not only them but, the society - in other words from a liability to an asset ( omg..poa.. )

anyway..im feeling abit tired rite now..
gotta get some slp..
take care ppl..

~tHe eNd~
4:43 am

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i HaF SaiD tHis b4..iM saYiNg iT aGaiN..fReNsTeR iS a DaNgeRouS pLace!! iTs FuLL oF WeiRdos..WeiRdos TaT aDd uS uP wiTHouT ouR CoNseNt..

Juz wHeN u ToT iTs aN iNNoCeNt WeBbY wHeRebY u CaN sTaY iN CoNTacT witH yR oLd MaTes..a WeiRdo CoMe aLoNg yR WaY aNd asK FoR yR aPpRoVaL To Be a fReN..aHHHH!!

iM CaLLiNg tHeSe PpL WeiRdos BeCoz..
1.) We aRe CoMpLeTe stRaNgeRs ( u MigHt CoNtRadicT tHis pT. bY SaY " tHeY aRe fReNLy WaT.. " BuT..fReNLy witHouT eVeN SeNdiNg a "Hi" MsG?? No WaY!! )
2.) aFteR aDdiNg u..tHeY SeeM obLiViouS To u BeiNg pReSeNt iN tHeiR fReNs-LisT ( tHis iS QuiTe FuNNy acTuaLLy..DeN Y tHe HeLL Do u WaN To aDd Mi?? )

HaHa..FuNNy pLace eH?? weLL iTs NoT tHe oNLy oNe..MsN iS aNotHeR DaNgeRous pLace..stRaNge PpL HaF BeeN aDdiNg Mi ( tHiNkiNg iM a GiRL =.=" ) ..anYwaY..oNe oF tHeM aDdeD Mi TodaY..i HaF HaD eNuFF..So i tRicKeD HiM..QuiTe FuNNy..HeRes a SuMMaRy oF ouR CoNveRsaTioN..

bTw..tHis WaS mY DispLaY Pic..aNd He DidNt PuT anY..










bLaH bLaH SaYs:
Hi

~WeNgFaI~ SaYs:
HeLLo..Do i Noe u??

bLaH bLaH SaYs:
i Saw u oN MaTcH..

~WeNgFaI~ SaYs:
WaT MaTcH?? ( i WaS tHiNkiNg oF BbaLL MaTcH oR SoMetHiNg LiDdaT..BuT.. )

bLaH bLaH SaYs:
MaTcH.CoM..iS TaT yR Pic? ( iNdiCaTiNg mY DispLaY Pic. aBoVe )

~WeNgFaI~ SaYs:
Ya..

bLaH bLaH SaYs:
HmMm..LooK LiKe a GuY.. ( wTH LaH! bLoodY aSS! oF Coz LooK LiKe a GuY LaH!! OoPs..anYwaY..i DeCiDeD To tRicK HiM.. )

~WeNgFaI~ SaYs:
TaTs mY bF LaH..How oLd R u??

bLaH bLaH SaYs:
oH..26..Do u HaF a Pic oF yRSeLf?

( i HaD eNuFF aNd i bLk-eD HiM )

oH Yes..wtH!! He ToT iM a GiRL!! zZzz..

anYwaY..anYoNe eLse HeaRd oF MaTcH?? I've BeeN DeRe aNd NoTiceD TaT iTs a pLace wHeRe stRaNgeRs MeeT..wHicH MaKes Mi woNdeR How oN eaRtH mY pRofiLe aPpeaReD DeRe..zZzz..

LeT Mi Noe iF u CaN HeLp Mi..tHaNx..=)

~tHe eNd~
6:52 pm

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i TooK a Pic oF zz aNd We iMMiTaTeD HiM..HaHa..

iF iM GoNNa GeT FaMous oNe DaY..tHis Pic wiLL Be SuPeR VaLuabLe..HaHa

~tHe eNd~
1:44 pm

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oH WeLL..aLL tHose FiNgeRs..aRe NOT MiNe!! mY JoB WaS Juz To acT FieRce aNd pRess tHe BuTToN..HaHa..NoTice tHe 3Rd FiNgeR ( fRoM tHe LefT )..wRoNg HaNd LaH!! WoNdeR wHose TaT..Haax..
kQ's iDea..BuT i LiKe..HaHa..
3 acT cuTe HaNd SigNs..aNd oNe VeRy uNHoLy oNe ( tHe oNe aT tHe BoTT LeFt )
aGaiN..iTs NoT mY FiNgeR TaTs DoiNg tHe uNiVeRsaL-HaNdSigN..BuT iTs ReaLisTic RiTe?? mY acTiNg iS SoOoo GooD MaN..

~tHe eNd~
1:23 pm

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oK PpL..HeRes WaT i Did TodaY..i WoKe aT 5aM iN tHe MoRniNg..BatHeD aT 7aM..DeN WeNt To sKooL FoR B.MgT aNd MacRo..sLacKeD wiTH kQ aNd GaNg ( We TooK aFew Pics wHicH i WiLL Be PosTiNg aS SooN aS Zx SeNd tHeM To Mi ) TiLL aRd..3+ pM..ReacHeD HoMe aT 4-HaLf pM..aNd i WeNt To BeD..WitHouT eVeN BotHeRiNg To BatHe.. =X
..DeN i WoKe aT 3aM..OoLaLa~~
aM i a PiG?? oR aM i Juz Too TiReD, Too oFteN??
HaHa..

anYwaY..i dReaMt a FuNNy dReaM..BeT yR aRe GoNNa LuFF yR A** oFF wHeN u HeaR aBt iT..

oK..i dReaMt i Was iN tHe WoRLd oF HaRRy PoTTeR aGaiN ( DeRe..Go aHeaD..LuFF )..BuT oBViousLy i WasNt HaRRy PoTTeR..iM mYseLf..Juz TaT i GoT a WaNd aNd CaN CasT sPeLLs ( i FeeL So DuMb Juz bY wRiTiNg tHis )..WaTs MoRe..iNsTeaD oF DueLiNg otHeR WiZaRds..iM SuPPoseD To GeT RiD oF cRoCodiLes..aHHHH!!!!

HaiX..Guess iTs Juz tHe DowNsiDe oF ReaDiNg aNd Re-ReaDiNg HaRRy PoTTeR Too MaNy TiMes..oH Yes..i HaF BeeN ReaDiNg tHeM aGaiN aNd aGaiN..HaHa..

aNd sPeaKiNg oF ReaDiNg oF HaRRy PoTTeR..i HaF a New aiM Now..iM GoNNa LooK ouT FoR LooP-HoLes iN tHe sToRies..wHaHa..DeN MaYbe i CaN TeLL J.K RowLiNg aNd sHe MigHt eVeN PaY Mi So i WoNt TeLL anYoNe eLse..HiacK HiacK..iDea eH??

oK..BacK To ReaLiTy..iM So HaPpY iTs TuesdaY 2MoRow ( aLRigHt..iTs TodaY..iTs 4.56aM )..NoPe..NoT BeCoz iTs tHe 2Nd DaY oF tHe WeeK..iT BeCoz..iTs a PubLic HoLidaY~! YeaH~! aNd i GoT Bca TuToRiaLs oN TuesDaYs..iM SoOoo NoT LooKiNg FoRwaRd To tHe NexT oNe Coz We WiLL Be GeTTiNg BacK ouR CoMMoN TesT ReSuLts..iM So GoNNa FaiL.. =(

BuT We GoT MaKe-uP CoMiNg tHuRs..oH mY..

BUT!! uNLess iM VeRy MucH MisTaKeN..i wiLL GeT aN "A" FoR Poa ( oR MMA-POA To MeL ) cRoss FiNgeRs**

HiacK HiacK HiacK HiacK..

oH Yes..i tHiNk i wiLL Be sTaRTiNg WoRk SooN..HoPeFuLLy..

aLRigHt gTg..TaKe CaRe PeeeePs
BuaiZ BuaiZ..

~tHe eNd~
4:41 am

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See-iNg TaT ouR BeLoVeD cHaiRMaN iS Too BusY ( eR-HeM!! ) DoiNg sTuFFs ( eR-HeM!! ) wiTH/To SoMeoNe..i sHaLL sTeP uP aNd Do aLittLe oF uPdaTiNg..NoT TaT tHeY eVeR uPdaTe..FoR yR iNFo..i HaF aLwaYs BeeN tHe oNe uPdaTiNg tHis accT. BuT NoPe..iM NoT CoMpLaiNiNg..i LoVe tHis Job oF eXaGgeRatioN..wHaHaHaHa..
anYwaY..iN CaSe u aRe WoNdeRiNg " wHeRe tHe HeLL iS tHe bLoodY uPdaTe?? SoOoo LoNg aReadY!! Kao eH~!! "HeRes mY RepLy To u " HoHoHoHo!! NoT HaPpY aR?? yR pRobLeM LaH!! "
oK LaH..oN a NoT-So-gL ToNe..We..HaF BeeN ReaLLy BusY wiTH sTuFFs oVeR tHe PasT WeeK..DeRes tHe CoMMoN TesTs..tHis..aNd TaT..bLaH bLaH..So..YeaH..We aRe KepT BusY..iN FacT..We aRe aReadY PusHiNg tHe BouNdaRies oF tHe amT oF FaTigue a NoRmaL HuMaN BeiNg CaN TaKe b4 We bRk DowN..( c..i LoVe mY JoB.. )
anYwaY..DeRe wiLL Be a VoTiNg tHiNgY SooN..NoPe..iM NoT abT To sPoiL tHe SuRpRise..So..sTaY TuNed LadieS aNd ( VeRy )GeNtLe-meN..
oH YeaH..KuMaR HaS BeeN HeLd oN pRoBaTioN FoR His Job aS iNdiaN sM-KiNg..Due To HiM BeiNg MoRe aNd ReBeLLiouS..HaHa..BuT u CaN sTiLL VoTe FoR HiM aLL tHe SaMe..

Ps: iM PuTTiNg Ggc uPdaTes HeRe Too Becoz..i ScaReD i GoT NotHiNg BeTTeR To wRiTe.. =X oSo..Juz iN CaSe yR NvR Go Ggc ReaD.. tHe SeNteNse sTrucTuRe aBiT WeiRd..i Noe..Too TiRed =(

~tHe eNd~
4:00 am

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oK..iM FeeLiNg SoOoo LazY Now..Too LazY To uPdaTe Ggc aNd HeRe.. =X CoNsideRiNg TaT i NvR ReaLLy bLoggeD b4..i kNow i ReaLLy sHouLdNt Be DoiNg tHis..HaHa..aiYa..2MoRow DeN aDd SoMetHiNg MucH MoRe iNteResTiNg..oH sHiT..sPeaKiNg oF 2MoRow..DeRes sKooL 2MoRow..zzzz..HaF To WaKe aT 7aM..oMg!! aFteR tHis HoLidaY (eR-HeM!! sTudY bReaK** ) i ReaLLy DoNt FeeL LiKe GoiNg sKooL MaN..zzzz..
oH..aNd..tHe VaMpiRe sHow iS So CoNfuSiNg..WasTe oF TiMe WaTcHiNg..
gTg..
TaTa~
Ps: mY FiRsT TiMe bLoGgiNg..sTiLL tRyiNg To aPpReCiaTe tHis aRt.. =.=" so iT MaY be aLittLe WeiRd.. =)

~tHe eNd~
3:14 am

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i can't believe imma doin this for mr sim wengfai.

it's 7.33am [no, 6.33am for singapore] and this dude is AWAKE. i can't believe it. the world is changing.

it's -1 deg celcius out there and imma freezin muh butt off doin this. god. i need to claim my 5 testimonials, 10hr usage of entertainment and a xmas present. x)

till then, eu BETTER like the changes i make.

ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW HIS PASSWORD, EMAIL ME.

`mel-*

~tHe eNd~
6:32 am

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