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hmmm..
today..
im a pig..
=X
i slpt so much..
i combined my breakfast, lunch n dinner into 1..
=.-"
n guess wat??
im still tired..
haix..
my bed..
is still the best place to hide from the world..

lets c..
i "accidentally" scolded someone vulgarity last nite..
haha..
=(
coz im was aready frustrated/confused abt something den this @#$% kept making noise..
so i scolded him..n felt better..
=D


haix..
today..
im still confused..but less frustrated i guess..
im starting to get the picture now..
n maybe i shld juz move on..
( like wat mel said " stay cool " )
i still rmb my promise n will keep it..
=)


2morow will be a better day..
my eyes r positioned at the front ( n not the back ) of my head..
so i shall not look back..
=.-"
oi~!
my logic..


speaking of 2morow..
guess its gonna be similar to today..
unless some kind soul take pity on mi n ask mi out ba..
haix..
=(


alright..
guess i will juz continue my mushroom cultivation..
dont understand??
nvm..
bye..

~tHe eNd~
10:29 pm

____________________

ooLaLa..
my mum bought CHICKEN PIE!!
LOOK!!



"your personal pie club"
ooLaLa..

n tats my "healthy" mouse..
actually..tats my sis's..
=X
heeee..


HERE IT IS!!!!
the pie..
look like cake rite?!
haha..
deres half an egg in every slice..
n u can c mine dere..
=X

hungry le rite??!!

BUT I DONT WAN GIVE YR!!!!

wHaHaHaHa!!!!
~im evil~


ok..

nothing much happened today..
juz..
injured my shoulder again..
HAHAHAHA!!!!
=(

damn pain sia..
the vein "got out of place"..
get it?
hmm..
aiya..dont noe how to explain..
pain jiu shi le..
oh well..

n im eating vitamin C's like they r sweets..
=X
its sour..
but..
when it enters yr mouth..
its cooling..
ooLaLa..

~MaGicaL~
=.-"

ok..
my parents r watching fearless again..
=.-"
i noe its nice lah..
but do yr haf to watch it soooo many times?!

oh yes..
i got a job..
for more info..
ask mi ba..

oh ya..
no more sentosa 2morow..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..!!
sianx diao..!!
noe y??
coz of tat bombastic mamosa/momosa/mobasa/mamusa ( i cant rmb is which ) banner!!
=.-"

more banner n less sentosa??!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
i dont wan....
=(

pi one lo..
ppl enjoying themselves in china while we r aching our backs painting the banner..
kns..
=.-"

today is sucha boring/sad day..
=(


~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
10:59 pm

____________________

hi ppl..
look..i noe tat its a hot day n everyone's mood is really down..
so..

take a look at this..

http://asiantown.net/blog/fla/are_you_dumb.swf

ooLaLa..
damn cock one..

esp when start his count down..
R U DUMB?! R U DUMB?! R U DUMB?! R U DUMB?!

ahhhh!!!!
damn pressurizing..
=X
haha..


sad lah..
my hair is still so short..
n funny..
=(

anyway..
im going to skool 2morow..
yay!!!!
=.-"
zzzzzz
sianx lah..
paint banner..
" so excited..cant wait..!! "
haha..

bet my class cant wait to c my hair..
=X
*shy*

pilah..
they sure luff like mad de lo..
n i bet they will start stroking my head..
=.-"
i noe them too well
those ass-es..
=X


HAHAHAHA..

ok lah..gtg..
=)

~tHe eNd~
11:29 pm

____________________

ladies n gentlemen..
boys n girls..

THIS!!
is post no. 50!!

ooLaLa..
soooo fast..

ok..tats all..
~bYe~




WEI..
PILAH..
tats not all..
haha..


ahhhh..time flies....
old aready..
=X
im 18 in 6mths+

soon..i will be serving NS..
ahhhh!!!!

ok..
this topic say b4 le..
=X

let c..
oh yes..

er..
do yr noe tat some cartoons r sending out wrong msg to ppl??!!
bet u dont..

yr might find the following content disturbing..
so..bear with it lah..
haha..
i oso cant do anything rite??!!
tsk tsk..

anyway..
( some of yr might haf heard mi arguing this b4.. )


do yr noe tat winnie the pooh is....
GAY??!!
holy shit..
im serious..

c ar..
we all noe tat pooh is a guy..
BUT!!!!
winnie??
hello??!!
a guy called winnie??!!
TATS GAY!!
=X

n..
piglet is a sissy..
noe y??
coz he is pink..
HAHAHAHA!!!!

eeyore is gay too..
n his proud of it..mind u..

HE GOT A PINK RIBBON ON HIS TAIL!!!!

c..proud of it..
sorry..this has got no colour..but its pink..
haha..



prove of their gay-ness..
=X
oh ya..look at eeyore's tail..
PINK RIBBON!!!!


the only straight character is..
tigger..




OH NO!!!!
TIGGER IS GAY TOO!!!!
LOOK..

http://cupiespew.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/tigger-n-pooh-790005.gif

dont noe y..but i cant upload it..
so..
DIY abit..
heeee..

ok..
next topic....

SENTOSA THIS WED!!!!
not comfirm though..
but its 80% comfirmed coz its in jk's blog..
so when i said its "not comfirmed" im talking crap..
=.-"
nvm..

the previous time i was dere..
JODY PUKED!!!!
eeeeeeeeeee..
HAHAHAHA..
for more enquiries on this incident..
plz ask zhi wei..he saw jody doing tat stunt at habour front..
beside tat busy road..
tsk tsk..

WEAK!!!!
haha..no lah..
its suay..
=X

anyway..tat day..
i canoed for the first time..
=D


though i capsized.. =.-"
n drank alot of sea water.. =.-"
n had trouble climbing back up.. =.-"

it was still soooo fun..
rachel n i decided to jump off the canoe n climb back in again..
abt 3 or 4 times..
we were like idiots lah..
haha..
fun idiots*

den we dee siao-ed other ppl..
we took some floating sea weeds n throw at them..
HAHAHAHA!!!!
damn funny..
after tat we zhao..
=D

but..
it rained..
=.-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so we went home early..

BUT this time..
i can predict it will be bloody hot..
ooLaLa..
so the next time u c mi..
( girls ) will siam mi..
coz..
yr will think im a bangala..
=X

OI!!!!
IM NOT RACIST!!!!
NO NO~~
racial harmony..
~aMiTabHa~

~next~


hmmm..
come to think of it..
dota isnt tat beneficial afterall..
yes..
we do make frenz..but..
most of the time we made enemies..
kq they all de nick aready chou diao le..
HAHAHAHA..
their nicks haf a " lao " in front..

jere --> -LaO.|.sHi®
quan --> -LaO.|.HoM® ( leehom fan..haha )
ren --> -LaO.|. BaN®
ben --> -LaO.|.ReN® den changed to -LaO.|.GoD®
kh --> their latest member.. -LaO.|.SaI® ( WTH MAN??!! )

they call themselves..
the Laos..
haha..no lah..not the country..
its..
the lao clan..

in case u r wondering..
my nick is..
XiaO.|.zHu®
thanx to lzx..
=D

anyway..they used to say im extra..
den call mi change to -LaO.|.zHu®..
wth rite??!!
sounds so dumb..
tsk tsk..

now..they gave up hope of making mi change to LaO.|. ( SoMetHiNg )®
so..
they changed the "clan" name to....
CHOIRBOYS..

zzzz..
stupid rite??!!
choirboys..
kns..
ah ren's dumb idea..
haha..
sounds so gay lah..
choir..
hello??!!
tsk tsk..
jere suggested balletboy..
WORST!!!!

so..where was i?
oh yes!!
dota is not beneficial..
HAHA..
i can talk so much in between sia..
=X
n its bad for the eyes..

so..
ya..
dota is not beneficial..
haha..

ok lah..
tats all..
end of post No. 50..
ooLaLa..
chen jiu gan sia..
=.-"

PILAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
1:28 am

____________________

this planet is full of weird stuffs..
n weirdest thing of all..
( in my opinion )
is..

languages..

haha!!
for example..
english..

the word..
" cupboard "

its not "cup" + "board"..
its..
"car" + "bird" ( oops.. )
holy shit?!
weird rite..?!

translation from one language to another is even weirder..
for example..
"making funny faces"
in mandarin..
its..
"ban gui lian"
n "gui lian" is "ghost faces"
holy shit??!!
making ghost faces??!!
haha..

kns..
weird..


ok..
change topic..
its bunny's ( oops!! ) bday today..
( alright..ytd..its 12.40am aready )

woke up at 11am..
thanx to sy's morning call..
but i continued slping..until 11.30am..
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

anyway..
ate mum's delicious curry maggie mee with potato n carrot soup n egg..
yummy..

ok..
left home..
meet up with em n sy..
to buy bunny's present..
haha..
went town..
we reached at ard..2+ pm??
didnt buy his presents until 4+pm
=.-"
at ******..
the price was.. $****.**
cant say..
haha..
TOO BAD!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
alright..
i noe..
yr r thinking..

" as if i wan to noe "

=.-"

glad bunny liked it..
haha..

for dinner..
we had..
PEPPER LUNCH!!!!
( though its dinner time lah )
ooLaLa..
black pepper beef rice..
nice~!
coz is ownself cook de..
so got more man zhu gan..
( NOT..man's pig liver..hello?! )
its..
satisfaction..
haha..

ok..lame..

anyway..its delicious..
trust mi..
kq ate curry flavour de..
only jere extra..
ate dont noe wat hamburger..
kns..
bday boy damn big ar??!!
haha..

ok..gtg..
sorry..
today's blog isnt complete..
heeeeeee..
~peace~

~tHe eNd~
12:33 am

____________________

ok..
results r out..

zzzzzzzzz..
n guess wat??!!

I PASSED MY MMA-POA..
N BMGT..
TYTYTYTY!!!!

dere another surprise..
i passed without any D's..
TYTYTYTY!!!!

though its dominated with C's..
haha..
really DOMINATED..
i haf 7 modules..n 6 of them r C's..
=.-"
alright..
im not complaining..

kns..
i was so worried abt my MMA-poa n bmgt last nite..
tsk tsk..
i tot i will fail..
but i got a C!!!!
hee..

tats not all..
i got a B for IAC ( Individual And Community )..
cock module..
=X
anyway..
quite shocking lah..
tat teacher damn gL one..
den i always gL back..
=X
n she didnt fail mi!!
=)

hmm..
i muz make it a pt to smile at her everytime i c her..
haha..
scarly she think im nuts..
=.-"
or maybe she thinks tat im up to no good..
haha..

ok..shhhh..

anyway..
according to the "legend"

LEGEND
AD		DISTINCTION
A+		EXCELLENT
A
B+		VERY GOOD
B
C+		GOOD
C
D+		PASS
D
F		FAIL
PX		PASS IN MODULES GRADED PASS OR FAIL ONLY
ABS		ABSENT
DB		DEBARRED
EX		CREDIT EXEMPTION
TRF		CREDIT TRANSFER

so..i did "good" for most..
hee..
dont ask mi wat does EX, PX or TRF..coz i haf no idea..

but pi one lah this legend..
my IS frenz scored 3.87 for her gpa n shes complaining..
( gpa is a scoring of yr overall grades over 4..so they higher the better )

wat an ass..
=X
haha..no lah..
congrats again..

ooLaLa..
thank u!! ppl above..!!

im gonna stay at home the whole day..
=)
sorry ar em + sy..
anyway..
yr said yr lazy mah..
heeee..
let yr rest more..

next thing to get mi worried will be..
the np appealing results..
~good luck ar~


alright..
2morow..
sat..
25th March..
is an ass's bday..
an ass i noe since sec 1..
so its like..
ard 5yrs??

n..
this 5yrs..
he taught mi alot of stuffs..
stupid + jian + bad + notti stuffs..
HAHAHAHA!!!!

he taught mi dota..
he taught mi how to "scout" ..er-hem!!
aiya..
alot of bad stuffs tat i noe is taught by him..
i would say ard 80%..

this bad ass is oso known as..
1.) bunny
2.) shrek 2 de donkey ( HAHAHAHA )
3.) koko krunch ( spelled this way )
4.) long ma

he is..
none other than
JEREMY KOU~!
*claps*
happy bday bro..
NO!
is..
happy bday brudda..!!
hee..

still dont noe 2morow go where..
but shldnt be going home ba..
staying out 2morow..
=)

alright ppl..
gtg..
till next time..
~peace~

~tHe eNd~
12:23 pm

____________________

had my hair cut..
n i WONT be posting any pics..
so u shld noe wat i mean lah..
in fact..
i dont think im gonna take any pics for mths to come..

im really gonna suffer from depression man..
=(

now..
my hair is..
practically....


non-existant..
=.-"

alright..think i will start from mi leaving home..


i was supposed to meet jere..
n i was late..
oops..
=X
den we went sand storm?? i think tats wat the salon is called..its on the 2nd floor of jp..
the receptionist asked if we had been here b4..
blah blah..

next..we were led inside..

den..
this guy started washing my hair..
his such a noob lah..!!
still wan to act cool..kns..!!
when he's scratching my hair he was looking elsewhere..
n the foam went inside my ears..
=.-"
wth..

den he did this funny thing..he knocked my head afew times ( juz like when u knock a door )..
hello??!! wth do u think u r doing?? were u expecting my brain to open a "door" in my skull
lousy..
BOOOO~~!!

den he washed the shampoo n everything..
n " passed " mi to the " hair-cutter "..
hu is a guy..
a big guy*
he was wearing a jacket with a shirt ( tats too short for him ) inside..
ok..nvm..
den he cut cut cut cut..

n..
tadah~~

my non-existant hair..
except for my fringe..
everything else look like a guy serving his NS..
=.-"
saddening rite..??

after tat..
we went kfc..
n..
my head felt so cold lah..
haha..no lah..
it really was cold..

next we went to the bball court to look for quan they all..
blah blah..

n now..im home..
depressed..

wonder how i will feel 2morow..
RESULTS!!!!
=(

i really regret cutting my hair..
wat if my results r....
=(
wouldnt i be more depressed??!!
holy shit..

hmm..
anyone got any idea on how to make yr hair grow back quickly??
let mi noe ar..
heeee..

of coz..my hair..n my results..
r not the only stuffs tats making mi sad..
sianx..
i haf been thinking alot these few days..
haix..

die lah..
2morow..
im so gonna be a luff-ing stock..
zzzz..

alright..
gtg..
think i will juz sit infront of the mirror..
n stare..
n of coz..try to make it less funny..
=.-"

bYe~

~tHe eNd~
7:42 pm

____________________

hmmm..
miss xuefang has volunteered to stab mi with a knife if i fail any module..thanx ar..
she oso offered to get her own knife..soooo sweet of u....!!!!
=.-"
kns..

time is such an ass..
=X
i mean..
wats yr problem??!!
y the hell do u wan to pass by so fast??!!

if only u could ans mi....
=(

i dont wan to get my results..

miss xuefang oso kindly reminded mi tat the results will be out on FRIDAY..
not ( like wat i wrote in the previous post ) on THURSDAY.

in return..
i haf to pray for her..
tat she gets good results..
wth..
=.-"

no worries..
i always pray for ppl ard mi..
~amitabha~
of coz..
i pray for myself twice..
=X

alright..
lame..

tonight..
i played bball n neither my back nor shoulder hurts abit..
speedy recovery eh??!!
WHAHAHAHA!!!!
hmmm..
maybe its becoz i didnt move much..

Noooooooooooo!! Noooooooooooo!!
its a speedy recovery!!!!

2morow..
thursday..
the 22nd of March 2006..
will be a big day..
noe y??!!
coz im going to a salon to haf a hair cut..
how badly it will go..?? i wont noe ( obviously )..
but i will take a few pics ( if i dont become a toot tao mo ) for yr to c..

i dont trust those..
" hair-cutters " ( HAHAHAHA )
the last time i visited one of them..
i nearly got punched by a crazy faggot idiotic smelly uncle..
i shall not comment abt this..
coz i noe ppl hu noes abt this incident is aready luff-ing their pants off..
=.-"
for those hu dont noe....


neh ni neh ni poo poo~~!!
u think im gonna tell u??!!
NO WAY~~!!
WHAHAHAHA!!!!

~im evil~
hiack hiack hiack hiack..

hmmm..
my mouse is dying..
=(

erm..
not those rodents u find running ard rubbish bins..

but those whereby u plug their tails into yr comp/lappy..

yeah..
mine is sick..
it kept losing control of itself..
i think its going crazy..
hmmm..
maybe its suffering from mad-mouse-disease..

tat time it went through this major operation whereby the surgeon ( mi.. ) opened up its "outer shell"..cleaned the insides n adjusted the veins ( wires ) abit..
it was ok after tat..
den it went crazy again..
=.-"
its condition is getting worst..
the surgeon predicts i wont live past its first bday..
maybe yr r suggesting another operation..
but..
the surgeon lost his tools ( screw driver ) so cant operate anymore..

think..
its time for a new mouse..
haha..

hmmm..
i noe its hard to trust someone u noe for a short while only..
n im not rushing u..
so..
dont stress yrself too much ok..??
u said u wont think too much de..
=)

alright peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps..
time to go..
till next time..
~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
11:27 pm

____________________

im feeling soooo restness now..
dont noe y..

juz feel damn sianx..

stay home sianx..
go out oso sianx..
=.-"

s'pore is soooo small..
i make sure i will migrate to somewhere next time..
n at the top of the list..
new zealand..

bungeeeeeeeee~~
ooLaLa..
i swear i will try it..
even if im old n haf heart problems..
=X
* touch wood*

sux man..
my shoulder is getting worst..
=(
my back is getting worst too..
=( + =(

so muz play MORE bball to strengthen my muscles..
=X
haha..no lah..
juz joking..

hmmm..
i will be cutting my hair on thurs!!!!
ooLaLa..
this time..
i dont care how well/bad it goes..
coz i need something to distract mi..
well u c..im getting my results on thurs oso..
haix.. =(
i haf been trying to keep it out of my mind for most of the past 2 weeks..
but i cant avoid it this time..
=.-"

i cant imagine myself failing poa ( i got 80+ for 1st test n 70+ for 2nd..but i dont noe how to do my exam paper )

think i will call somemore to stab mi with a knive n i will hide somewhere to die..
=X
prob is..
i dont noe hu hates mi..
=.-"

thoroughly depressed now..
cant explain..

so lethargic..
sianx....

i really need lots of luck come thursday..
~aMiTabHa~

i felt so guilty..
caused someone to get nagged..
sorry~
=(
haix..

~tHe eNd~
6:26 pm

____________________

today..
im gonna be a philosopher again..
n at the top of my muz-teach-list..i haf..

1.) dont club.. ( tats the previous topic )
2.) better to be safe than sorry

tats..today's topic..
so..
pay attention now..

~aHeM!!!!~

as yr can read..
"better to be safe than sorry"
basically..it means..
its better to be safe than sorry lah..
=.-"

hard to explain lah..
how the hell u wan mi to do it??

..nvm..
yr get the meaning rite??
alright..cool..


so..
JEREMY KOU KAY THAI..
listen to mi..
go c a bloody doc n get yr stinking knee x-rayed..
comfirm tat u r alright..
ass..
u think buying a stupid bandage get it wrapped ard yr knee n it will auto heal??
dream on..ass..

look at my shoulder.. =(
look at my ankle.. =(

oh god..
next time our rheumatism sure damn jia latt one..
haha..
sad lah..

scarly we shi shan for many years after poly..
den old tat time go c the same doc for rheumatism..
den still c dao kq, zx n zz..
den play bball together..
play dao bone brk den die..
HAHAHAHA..
kns..
rheumatism isnt tat bad after all..
=X

ok..
rheumatism IS bad..
n will ALWAYS be bad..

alright peeps..
gotta go bathe..
2morow still need to wake at 7half IN THE MORNING
HOLY SHIT~!
juz to do banner..
as always..brilliant ppl do things at the very last min..
=X
eh..
desperation drives innovation..
ooLaLa..
honestly..
i got the makings of philosophers man..
=D


pearl harbour is sucha nice show~
ooLaLa..

Ps: i realised tat the origins of spore involves saddam hussien..
=.-"
HAHAHAHA~

~tHe eNd~
9:18 pm

____________________

W-H-Y
do ppl at my age club??!!

i can only come up with these reasons..
n trust mi..none of them r good..

1 --> they like the smell ( of smoke/perspiration )
2 --> they like to c ppl drunk ( hello??!! wats so nice abt tat??!! )
3 --> they like to get touched ( u noe wat i mean..dance dance )
4 --> they like to do illegal stuffs ( excuse mi..u r underage )
5 --> they like the..music??
6 --> they like to meet more older drinking pals..
7 --> they like too much $$..dont noe where to spend it..
8 --> they wan to be "cool"

sad to say..i dont think clubbing is cool..

dont understand y my frenz wan to club sia..

it smells..

n its full of..
ah bengs..
=.-"

yr said yr dont like them..
yet yr club so much..
tsk tsk..

listen to mi..
dont club~~~~

~tHe eNd~
11:25 pm

____________________

alright..
im still vexed..

abt something else today..
=.-"

everyday fan abt something..
its a sad sad thing u noe??!!

continue like this n im sure i will suffer from depression soon..
tsk tsk..

can u imagine mi suffering depression??!!
omg..
in class hide at a corner n mumble to myself..
go bustop..talk to the pole where u c the buses available..
talking to someone invisible while walking home..
ahhhhhhhhhhh....
nooooooo....
i dont wannnn....

c..

im aready showing signs of depression..
"thinking wat i will do when i get depression"
sad lah..

wats worst..
most of yr cant help mi
for those hu wans to help --> thanx ar..

for those hu's thinking "hu says im offering u help??!! tsk" --> ( oso ) thanx ar..
=.-"

c..another sign of depression..
self-entertainment..
( means jy haf been suffering of depression since sec4..dont noe if she still remembers..haha )

okok..
enuff..

to MISS JIA KHEE --> OI~! y u bo msg mi??!! kailin told mi something abt meeting on monday.. WAN DIE AR??!! ROAR!!!! heeee..

to MISS SZE YIN --> rmb wat i told u..i bet u told sm..discuss with yr next time i c yr..keep it a secret..

~amitabha~

~tHe eNd~
8:50 pm

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alright..
im feeling rather vexed now..
=(

no mood to crap..

n..
somebody stepped on my tail today..
this morning..
tsk..

i blogged abt this b4 n i shall not blog abt these pathetic ppl again..

-shortest post-

bye~

~tHe eNd~
10:55 pm

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alright ppl..
ignore my previous post..
i give yr the permission..
=X
heeee..

heres something to keep u thinking..
=D

ready??

Count every "F " in the following text:
>> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
>>SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
>>FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
>>THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY??

3??

>>WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
>>READ IT AGAIN !
>>Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

>>The reasoning is:
>>The brain cannot process "OF".
>>Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

yes yes..
HOLY SHIT~!
wth..

for those hu did this test b4..
plz dont tell mi: " chey..i do b4 liao lah " coz i dont need to hear tat..ty very much..

anyway..the above is known as..
ALZHEIMER'S' EYE TEST


ooLaLa~


this alzheimer guy muz be damn bo liao lah..
=X

thank pauljean for this amazing stuff..
haha..
she sent mi this email..

alright..
bathing time..
=D

~tHe eNd~
9:24 pm

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this post is gonna be unique..


becoz im so high now..
ooLaLa~
plz read..

( er-hem!! im not watching porn lah )

play dota play dao high..
haha..

actually tot today damn suay de..coz i played afew times n i randomed either weaver or ah fat ( orge )..
but..the last few matches was a blast..
ooLaLa~

it started off with mi n jere joining this fellow's game..
i cant rmb his nick but he got a fren..
so we joined them n haf a 4v4 match..
but too bad..got leavers..
=.-"
so..

remade..
but..host kanna lagged out..
however..
i met this guy..he was my "partner" in tat game..HAHA..
n he msg-ed mi in irc after tat..
his in my msn contact list now..
c..!! dota can make u new frenz ( if u r as frenly as mi lah )..

anyway..the 3rd..
we joined other ppl de..the faggot host is so damn lousy lah..
ppl got fren haven come in he still go start..
=.-"
i mean..can u get any dumber??!!
tsk tsk..

so..
4th..
we found out tat the 1st 2games de host created once more..so we joined..
n naturally..being the outstanding mi ( WHAHAHAHA )..he recognised us..
this time..he got another fren..so its gonna be 5v5..
so..
game started..

i randomed tinker n jere tat ass got sk ( skele )..
suddenly this " -hhh " from my opposition team private msg-ed mi..
"eh..u wengfai?"

i was stunned lah~
kns..
so i replied..

" !!!! "
" u r? "

n he replied..

" im weishu "

HOLY SHIT~
where got so qiao one??!!
anyway..i didnt get to fite with him lah..its jere hu did it..
n he said ws ( using rk ) was quite good..
ooLaLa~
anyway..
tat game was damn fun..
my tag team with the host was too good liao..
total ownage man
( ok..im crapping here )

anyway..
i got top kill..
thank u..thank u..
14..
mai siao siao..
not very much..but top lah..

haha..
jere tat stupid ass farmed so much..
he got a heart, boots of travel n rapier.. ( i only got skadi n basic stuffs )
=.-"
he still go pia opponent de rifle infront of fountain..
n he won..
sad case~
i was hoping he will die ( OOPS!!!! )

he juz haf to chop twice n the rifle ( full health ) is dead..
his critical was 1350 ( i think )
HOLY SHIT~
1350!!!!
OMG!!!!
bloody hell..
ass..

but was fun lah..
noe alot of ppl today..
haha..
amazing day..

later~


PS: oh yes..this blog is unique becoz..its only for those hu understands dota..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLEAHX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
neh ni neh ni poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~tHe eNd~
5:03 am

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ooLaLa~~
look at the title..
" BARBEQUEEEE!!!! "

drooling le??
whahahaha..

as i said on the previous post..
i was having a bbq last nite..
with sy, jy, em, sm, st, ch , ken, kq n jere..

met up with them at imm..
we r going giant..
hiack hiack..

when i got dere they took down all the stuffs aready..
so..
im juz dere to pay..
=.-"
haha..
no lah..juz kidding..
=X

anyway..
took a cab to
" bukit batok st 31, the mediera ( cant spell it..anyway its something like tat ) "
n..er..while we were queueing..kenton ( so like him ) argued with this malay auntie hu apparently cut our queue ( haha..quite funny actually ) n being the racist tat he is ( oops )..he quarrelled so enthusiastically tat eventually tat auntie moved off..
haha..

n this..
reminded us of the sentosa incident!!!!
omg!!!!
tats classic..
really got to give kenton a rnd of applause..
for bringing in so much laughers into our lives..
n most of his little " jokes " involves him arguing with someone else..
HAHAHAHA..

ok..anyway..back to my bbq..
hmm..
took a cab..
oh ya..
we split into 3 cabs..
1st cab --> ken, jere n MI!!!!
2nd cab --> ch, quan n jy..
3rd cab --> sy, em, sm n st..

in the end the fare for cab 1 was the cheapest..$4.40
cab 2 --> $4.50
cab 3 --> $5!!
HAHAHAHA..
$5??!!
think its becoz they too heavy le lah..
the cab needs more power than usual juz to move at the same speed..
but the uncle dont wan to overtire his vehicle..
so moved at a slower, but less stressful pace..

ok..lame..
lets juz continue shall we?

next..we dumped our stuffs at sy's hse..
( oh ya..we r bbq-ing at her hse )
n brought the food ( chicken wings!!!! ) down..
the guys ( exclude jere ) went down first..
intending to start the fire first..
but guess wat??!!
we 4got the fire starter..
so we juz slacked infront of the pits ( we booked 2 ) n waited for our starters..

*10mins later*

here comes our starter..
so ch n ken started the fire in the first pit..
n jere n i started the 2nd one..
( do take note tat this is our first time attempting to build a fire )
kns one..
ch n ken took all the..er-hem.." fat n long " charcoals leaving us with skinny n flat ones..
anyway..

but in the end under the leadership of our "camp-instructor" kenton lee..
n my instincts..
we managed to get the fire going..
though we took a considerably longer time..

so we cook cook cook..
n play play play..

n em did this bian-tai thing..
tsk tsk..
she tricked mi..!!
she added chilli sauce on the marsh mellow n said it was nice..
so i tried..
=.-"
it sucked man..
next..we tried marsh mellow with sausages ( as in..took a bite out of the mellow n den the sausage n chew them together )..wasnt tat bad..

den..i "painted" the mellow with butter..n took a bite..
holy shit!!
its worst than the chilli one..
omg..
..i tricked sm into eating it..
n guess wat??
she said she liked the taste
OMG!!!!
R U HUMAN??!!
U ATE IT..N U ACTUALLY LIKED IT??!!

tats not it..
i told her its nicer if its peper sauce ( HAHA )
n she liked it too..
tell u..
shes not human..
shes..
rubbish bin..
=X
heeee..
juz kidding..
( die..if she c this..shes gonna pinch mi like crazy )

oh ya..
sy's face was red as a cooked prawn after she drank alcohol..
not tat i dont noe this..but..
its still funny lah..
HAHAHAHA..

alright..those r the highlights of tat nite..
for the full version..
juz build a time machine to turn back time n witness everything yrself..

alright..i noe..
not funny..

anyway..
today..
went skool n i was late..
thanx to rachel ( she was supposed to be my alarm clock..ended up this alarm clock overslpt!! )
haha..anyway..she got flu..so..
excused~

oh ya..y was i in skool..
hmm..
im gonna be senior buddy for the BAoc thingy..
hiack hiack..
those yr 1 newbies r soooo gonna die under my hands..
whahahaha..
wei..pi lah..
im gonna be veryyyy nicee to them..
=D

anyway..today..
" lovely " jiakhee asked wat haf i been doing..n " cute "
rach n mich tan said i haf been watching porn..
n they went on saying tat porn is bad for health..blah blah..
jiu shi say dao like im really watching porn everyday..
=.-"

hello??!!
im soooo innocent lah..
can yr dont pollute my mind??!!
heeee..
*winks*

alright..i go watch lzx liao..
whaha..
bye bye..

~tHe eNd~
5:49 pm

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hohohoho~~
merrrryyyy christmassss..

alright alright..
not funny..
=.-"

haven been blogging for afew days so..
coz..
im busy..

" im a busy guy u noe??!! "

kns..
last couple days were quite stressful for mi..
think jere noe y..
but i muz persevere..
oh yes!!!!
u can bet i will..

ok..next topic..

hmmm..i realised im getting lame..
ok..
lamer than b4..

lets c..tat day..i made up a cartoon character..
" winnie the lion "..
all becoz of ms. xuefang..
she said she dropped her winnie the pooh bookmark into the toilet bowl ( HAHAHAHA!!!! can u imagine tat??!! toilet bowl!! )
so..i zhuai-ed to her abt this 3D bookmark i haf..
she asked whether its winnie the pooh anot..
i said..
no..its winnie the lion..

=.-"
ok..not funny..

hmm..
cant think of wat i came up with the past few days..

oh ya..
i think im suffering from STM..
sometimes i cant rmb wat i did the day b4..
holy shit..

ok..anyway..
its 6.36am..
n as a perfectly normal human
i shld be slping..

but..nope..
im not a " perfectly normal human "
coz..
im..

SUPERMAN..!!
whahahaha..

" superman superman..
where r u superman.. "

okok..its spiderman..

=.-"

anyway..wanna say afew words b4 i go..

to:
mel --> congrats!! for being such a pig..its yr holiday..n u slpt for 20hrs..omg! 20hrs!
tsk tsk..young lady u need to spend yr time wisely u noe??!!
tell mi more abt yr G4 once u get yr hands on it..

xuefang --> hello??!! i didnt "gope" library books..i juz "borrowed" for a long time..tsk tsk..oh ya..hows yr bookmark?? whahahaha..!!

jere --> good luck ar..now tat jy n sy noe le..u die..yr ears will nvr experience peace again..

sy/jy --> dont go down too hard on jere..HAHA!!!!

myself --> jia you~~!!

tf01 --> c ( most of ) yr on monday..

everyone else --> byebye..
i go cook mee eat liao..whahahaha..

oh yes..
im eating bbq chicken wings in less than 12hrs time..!!
ooLaLa..
dont jealous lehz..
rmb..
dont feel jealous..
DONT..

ok..
bye..

~tHe eNd~
6:16 am

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ooLaLa..
sucha nice song..
haha..

i got some things to share..

"how i spent my previous sunday"
ooLaLa..such an interesting topic..
n its gonna be long..so be prepared..

we ( tat is to say..most of the jss-in-np-gang + kah hwee + zx's bro ) headed down to town to celebrate zx's bday ( which was last week..HAHA )
watched the sequel of underworld in cine..
ooLaLa..
so nice..
tat vampire was so bloody cool..
he's not those human-looking-long-fangs type of vampire..
he has wings..ooLaLa..
n his bloody powerful..
his soooo cool lah~
only thing is he look like a bat..
=X
oh well..u cant haf everything in this world..
so its juz natural tat u r powerful n look like a bat..haha..sad..
anyway..
if u guys wanna watch a good movie n dont mind violence..i recommend tat..
oh ya..the main actress is BLOODY HOT!!
really..

so..
after the movie..we walked ard..
n i saw *******
ooLaLa..

next..
we went down to yuki yaki ( or yaki yuki..cant rmb )
for our dinner..
its similar to marina's steamboat lah ( so everything was "freestyle" )..
only thing was its twice the price n half the crowd..
haha..we split into 2 tables..

1st table --> kq, zz, zx, zx bro
2nd table --> jere, kh n....MI!! whahahaha!!

i got ourselves a plate full of raw beef..ooLaLa..
i love beef~
YUMMY~~
ROAR~
( of coz we cooked them b4 consuming.. =.-" )

kh did something silly..he attempted to fry an egg..
HOLY SHIT~!
of coz..its a failure..n it looked disgusting lah..
but jere did something sillier..he attempted to fry tofu!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn funny..end up ( after much persuation from mi telling him tat " u cant fry a tofu liddat, u need alot of boiling oil " ) he gave up..n kh offered to eat the unsuccessful "fried" tofu..n guess wat??!!
he said its still cold inside!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
luff-ed till i stomach cramp..

den we took a couple of pics..
hiack hiack..

towards the end..
ppl from the 1st table came over..
n started this..disgusting game..
heres the rule..
1.) we choose a food..sushi or watever..
2.) next..we add disgusting stuffs inside..preferably wasabi/chili/soup/gravy
3.) we play "open numbers" n pick out the "chosen one"
4.) ooLaLa..good luck..dont puke too much

tsk tsk..
the first few werent tat bad..
its juz finishing ( normal ) mushrooms n meat balls ( coz we were full to the brim its quite angonizing )..
den it got a little worst..
zz brought with him a bowl of table1-soup..
HOLY SHIT~
its bloody salty..i tasted a teeny bit..n it suck..honestly..it really suck..
so..this round..the "chosen one" gotta drink tat soup thing..
congrats to kq..
haha..

den..
guess wat??

it got WORST..

we took a plate of corn sushi ( holy shit..CORN??!! ) from the conveyor belt n we passed it ard..each putting the quantity of wasabi/chilli we were willing to risk..
this time..
it was..
congrats to zx!!!!
HAHAHAHA..
he nearly puked..

ting ting*

next rnd..
we took another sushi n added stuffs again..zx hot le..he added ALOT of wasabi..holy shit..
i wasnt as gross as him..
i juz added the table2-soup..which was hot..
=X
so..
"open numbers!!"
we count count count..
tadah..
it was....

congrats to KQ!!!!
HAHAHAHA..
sad lah bro..
he held the sushi up happily n put it into his mouth in one..
claps*

1sec past..
2 sec..

n it happened..his eyes became red n tears started dripping..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
song bo??!!

no worries ppl..we videoed the whole process down..
haha..

after he finished the sushi..
the rest of us said..
" oh..dont wan play liao.. "
HAHA!!!!

we left cine n took 174..
i pei jere to his hse coz he needed to pack his stuffs..he got work the next day..
n the rest of them went home..
b4 going over to zx's place to spend the rest of the nite..

at jere's..
i released the tension in my butt..
heeee..
so did jere..
slacked abit..
n i played his piano~!
whahahaha..
i wanted to play hua tian cuo..
ended up playing xin zhong de ri yue..
haha..
so fun..
think im getting mself a keyboard oso..
( of coz..im not talking abt the one u put infront of yr comp n type with.. =.-" )
n we took 154 to jp..
den 242 to zx's hse..
haha..

watched abit of..er-hem..b4 going to slp at 3+ am..
haha..

alright..
think tats abt all..
hmm..
yeah..

to jk, jody, malc, kl n rach --> haf fun..dont drown ar.. =X
haha..no lah juz kidding..take care..

to everyone --> take care too~
=)

~tHe eNd~
11:25 am

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holy shit..
guess wat..??

i hurt my shoulder again..
the right one..in case yr dont noe..

sad lah..
haven fully recover den dio again..
=(

y??
coz i butt itchy go play ball mah..

think i over stretched it or something..
coz it really hurts alot when i raise my arm ( to air my armpits )
haha..

now i cant even do pumping ( spelt this way? )
kns..
i wan to lead a healthy life style one u noe..??!!
how the hell m i supposed to do tat with an injured shoulder??!!

tsk..
the human body is so weak sometimes..
haix..
oh well..

lets c..
i logged onto ggc..
n i was too lazy to edit..
haha..
so..
too bad lah..
still need to put up the love birds' pic of jere n zx..
im a busy guy u noe..??

besides doing all these i still haf to spend time playing dota..bball..etc etc
aiya..alot jiu shi le..

haha..

oh yes..
im getting hooked to leehom's hua tian cuo..again..
holy shit..
=X
kept singing it..
man..im singing it the next time we go ktv..
which i daresay will be very..erm.. " soon "
heeee..

alright folks..
its 4.18am!!
holy shit!!
gtg slp..
bye..

jy --> good luck ( again ) and take care..u said u were sick but im dont noe wat made u sick..
hmmm..
did u watched sumo-gay porn or something??
tats y u got sick??
haha..
ok..lame..
TAKE GOOD CARE OF YRSELF UNDERSTAND??!!
ROAR!!!!
if not i will get sacked..
haha..
kns..

~tHe eNd~
4:02 am

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its the last day of exam/semester n it could not end on a lower note..
ok..
for mi..

BLOODY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

i wrecked my POA paper..

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

my mind was empty..
EMPTY~
=.-"
can u believe it?!
i studied through the nite..
n i entered the exam hall feeling tat my brain is empty..
sadden-ing rite?!

n guess wat?!
my stomach is hurting like crazy now..
holy shit..
im off to the toilet.

7mins later~

alright im back..
n im not kidding..
i really stopped writing to ans nature's call..
heeee..

today is damn suay lah
deres a baby pimple at the tip of my nose..
=.-"
DAMN BLOODY PAINFUL LAH
its betwee my nostrils..
zzzz..

bad bad day..

but mel's was good..
=.-"
payday..
kns..
haha..

oh well..
wats done is done n cannot be undone..
wow~
"wats done is done cannot be undone.."
ooLaLa..
cool..
alright..
i go rot le..
take care ppl..

~tHe eNd~
8:46 pm

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omg..!!
my acct got hecked..!!
again..
=.-"
haha..

this is aready the 2345678987654321234567th time..

n the title for this post..
its juz something u will say if u start playing dota..
i caught myself saying "holy shit" oso..
damn..

talking abt dota..
i got dc-ed again last nite..
=.-"
i was in the middle of a game when my router decides its time to go crazy again..n cut off mi n my dad's connection..
everything froze..
nope..my comp didnt hang..i can move ard the map but everything within the map juz froze..
=.-"
poor jere-mimi..
HAHAHAHA..

alright..lets move on..
since most of yr dont understand the beauty of dota..
n instead say its a violent game..
piiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!
dota is NOT violent at all..
in fact..
its quite educational..
u can get to noe more frenz..
i got to noe one..
mr.porn guy~!
he happens to be yiqin's fren..

haha..
den u can improve yr arguing skills oso..
c..killing 2 birds with a stone..

such a wonderful game..
wats more..its enjoyable n relaxing..
so..make it 4birds with a stone..
so dont ever let mi hear u saying its a boring game..
tsk tsk..

ooLaLa..
its 9.18am..
its a glorious day..
n..gk is asking mi for a match of dota..
im going town later..
perfect..
wat could go wrong??!!

hmm..
let c..
how abt POA exam??!! ( pardon mi for the self-entertaining act )

=.-"
its 2morow..
holy shit..

damn it..

~tHe eNd~
12:28 pm

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