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wei~~!!
pilah~~!!


kuku sia..
stayed at home all day..
can rot..


u guys wan mushrooms??
im cultivating them now..
sell yr at discounted price??
=.-"

zzzz..


oh well..
at least i slpt till i happy..
whahahaha..

so jing-shen now..
wootx~

anyway..
watching this kuku show now..
no idea wats the title..

but its abt this guy whose a half breed..
half human half alien..
haha..
kuku rite?!


soooo sianx now..
think im gonna play need for speed..
=X
so long nvr play liao..
the cars rusty le..
haha..
lame..
=.-"


oh ya..
i did my aaa tutorial..
unbelievable rite?!
i actually did my tutorial..

though its not the first time lah..

the previous time was when i accidentally arrived 2hrs early for tutorial ( due to mi not knowing tat its e-learning )..
n had nothing better to do..
so did it..

eh!!
at least i did my work alright..??

oh well..


election soon..
6th??
honestly..
i dont care hu wins lah..
as long as they dont talk so much crap on tv n postpone other shows..

their speech can make anyone fall aslp man..
those parliament ppl..
u can c some of them slping de lo..
caught on tv..
think i dont noe..
haha..!!

ok..
nfs time..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
7:44 pm

____________________

dong fang billy is soooo freaking gay..
=.-"
did u guys c his advert??
totally gay~
if yr wan to haf more of him..
( *pukes* )
feel free to walk ard jp..
i think u can still c his ( gay ) faces smiling at u..
kns..


anyway..
saw something weird on my way back from skool....

we all noe tat its normal to bring yr pet dog for a walk..
but a parrot??
haha..
didnt manage to take a pic..
coz i was on a bus..
scared pai seh..
=X


nothing much to talk abt today..
had IS..
jap~
quite tough actually..
but on 2nd thoughts..
its not tat hard lah..

i think the tough part is..
the translation..
( u noe..like morning is o-hi-o.. )

the writing part is quite easy..
coz i haf the chart..
haha..
deres more than 50 alphabets ( i think..didnt bothered to count )
so....

as a whole..
i think its still quite tough lah..
=.-"

i soooo freaking tired im talking fei hua..
=X

think im gonna stake a nap b4 dinner..
den after dinner slp again..
=)
ooLaLa~
perfect~

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
5:57 pm

____________________

damn suay today..
=.-"




ok..
~bYe~





whahahaha..
juz kidding!!

U GOT PUNKED~~!!

anyway..
had aaa lect this afternoon..
den we had a 3mins brk..
( yes..!! 3mins only..!! tat teacher damn niao )

juz when i wanted to haf some sushi or snack to fill my growling stomach..

guess wat??!!

my slippers gave way..
=.-"

YES..
i mean how suay can u get rite?!

u r hungry..
u juz wanted to grab something to eat..
n yr slippers broke..

nice..
exaclty wat i needed..
=.-"

i took a pic..
but accidentally deleted..
haha..

oh well..
zhi wei bought glue n scotch tape for mi..
haha..
effective lehz..

dere..this brand de..

ooLaLa..
Bostik..
nice..
=X

anyway..
i threw away tat slippers..
coz jere brought mi his shoes..
thanx man..
haha..

den he pei-ed mi to tiong bahru..
ooLaLa..
n he bought a new mp3..
*jealous*
haha..
$300..
wootx!!
but very cool..

hmm..
jere..its sony rite..??

shld be sony lah..

hu cares abt the brand..
as long as its cool looking rite RiTe RITE..??
( of coz haf to consider the price lah~ )

tsk tsk..

oh ya!!
i got my working uniform..
n
it.
it..
it...
it....
looks like those uncle wear de..
=.-"

the base is white..
with lime green, grey, brown n dirty green strips..

wats worst..
its $59..
when the $29 ones r much better looking..
=.-"

freaking sad rite?!

now i haf to look like some uncle whenever i work..

W-H-Y??!!

alright..
2morow..
IS day..

JAP~!
haha..

im soooo gonna scold yr in jap..
n say im praising yr..
whahahaha!!!!

im king~~!!
tytytyty..
but i got a rebel..
=.-"
melody chong!!

come on..
mel..
lets be allies..
we can scold ppl together..
ok ok ok ok??!!

alright..
lame..
i noe..
=X

lets c..
my IS lesson starts at 1pm
n ends at 5pm..
=.-"
4 freaking hrs staring at tat teacher..
something-moko..
dont even noe is guy or girl..
scarly half half..
!!!!
noooooooo!!!!

oh well..
juz learned tat everybody's IS takes 4hrs..
per lesson..
so not so bad..

yr may say: " still the same rite?! 4hrs.. "


i FEEL tat its not so bad lah..
FEELLLL!!!!

whahahaha!!!!

self-entertainment + split personality..
=X

alright..
gtg..
4got today got lzx..
=X
missed 30mins..
haha..
ooLaLa..
dancing compy..

ok..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
11:11 pm

____________________

noticed any changes in my blogskin??


.eh?

..eH??

...EH????


BINGO~~
whahahaha..

lzx is back~~!!

though it would mean yr can c my crap titles for the previous 2 posts..
=X

alright..
first things first..
jy..
yr bday how??
haha..
damn sad lah~
i wan shoot ppl's butt de lo..
kns..
all becoz of gk lah..
reply so slow..

wah lau~
kuku sia..


anyway..
ytd..
monday..
first day of skool..

we..
rach + kay + maikai + jk + MI!!!!

had lunch at..
coronation's prince??
izzit ar??
=X

hmmm..
anyway..
i showed them the "pig hse"
haha..

im not joking..
its really "pig hse"
show yr..


c..
look like pig rite?!
u can c it on yr way up/down the overhead bridge..or at the entrance of the plaza..

"pig hse"
whahahaha!!!!


alright..
back to topic..

yeah~
we had western food..
blah blah..
they had a girls' talk..
=.-"
( if u realised..im the only guy )
but not too bad lah..they nvr really qn-ed mi abt how guys feel abt certain things n stuffs..
so i juz sat n listened..
which suited mi perfectly well..

blah blah..
they went home..
i went jere's hse..which is nearby..
n..
long zhao "tsk-ed" mi..!!
=.-"
wth~

nvm..


n..
TODAY~
i had fmgt lect first..
den..
i pei-ed jere to his hrm ( i dont noe wat it stands for..but im guessing its human resource mgt ) lect..
its freaking boring lah~!
tat lecturer's soporific ( wootx!! ) voice can made mi soooo droowsyyyy~~~~
wat a dull lect..
tsk tsk..

so dull..
tat we left half-way..
=X
she gave us a brk n we ran away..
haha..
but we werent the only ones....

imagine this..

she bend dao take things..
den suddenly
eh?! the whole lect gone..
HAHAHAHA..

ok lame..


went home after tat..
so guai rite??
tyty..

maybe its becoz im super tired..
=X

think playing bball later..
if i can wake..
=)

~bYe~


To:

guomin --> piiiipiiii..ps..ran out..haha..owe u first =X

jiakhee --> in case i dont wake up at nite..plz wake mi at 1pm 2morow..im not going at 9am..i cant imagine waiting 4hrs for the next lect..i will most probably die =.-"

tse hwee --> i saw u at LT lo..u didnt even said hi~ haha..

~tHe eNd~
2:34 pm

____________________

hmm..
yr cant c my title rite??

i juz realised tat last nite..
=X

this blogskin ar..
got prob de lo..!!

i still prefer my lzx one..
=(
n deres only like..
2 skins which features lzx??
n 1 is the one tat i used..
the other 1 doesnt look nice to mi..
wth..


hmmmm....

2morow's day 1..
of yr 2..
hiack hiack..

no longer a freshie..
( i rmb-ed how i hated to be called tat =.-" )

hiack hiack..
jy is a freshie..
FRESHIE!!
so is kumar!!
tat **** ****
=X


anyway..
guess wats the first thing im gonna do when i reach??


kiss the np front door??
kiss the guard?? =.-" ( no way man~ )
look for mei nu??
eat??

all wrong~!
whahahaha..

im gonna look for my classmates..
haha..

U GOT PUNKED~!

ok..lame..



hmm..
hope some freshies ask mi for directions..

im so gonna tell them the wrong way lah!!

if they ask wheres 72?
im gonna pt to the sports hall tat way..
=)

gonna be so fun..!!
cant wait..
=X

im evil~
juz like SOMEONE..



kns de..
juz now a beetle whacked my head..
=.-"

R U FREAKING BLIND??!!
CANT U C MY HEAD??!!

wth man..
they cant fly..
honestly..
they make the worst pilots..
zzzz..

anyway..i swatted it off my hair..
den it flew on rnd..
n landed on my tee..
rite where the nips shld be..
=.-"
( no lah..said tat juz for entertainment purposes.. =X )

den i let it haf a taste of my
" ying yang zi "
( ying-yang finger?? )
i "tiack-ed" it off..
it hit my chair n rebounded somewhere..

think its puking blood somewhere..

my YYZ got train one hor!
mai siao siao..

alright..
bed time..!!
( ya rite..as if..its only 11pm )

~bYe~

To:

mel --> good tat u quit..GOOD..

xuefang --> rmb ar..i wan it fresh.. kns

jy --> 3pm de lect!! HAHAHAHA!!

jere --> tell her to buy his album!! support lzx!! other singers still can lah..but not lzx..whahahaha.. =X ok lah..2morow..now muz slp..heee

TF01 --> c yr in 9hrs++ !!!!

freshies ( hiack hiack ) --> ask

~tHe eNd~
11:45 pm

____________________

bloody hell..
i wasted my 2-days-in-a-row-break..
coz of hu??!!

kq!!
n..
kh!!

thanx guys..

=.-"

ass-es..


was planning to go town on either of these days..
BUT thanx to these to ass..
&^%$%^&**&^%$#$%#^&*!!

ROAR!!

*breathe in..*
*breathe out..*

nvm..
haha..

oso good lah..
i need to rest..

im a busy person u noe?!
i haf to do this do tat..
den do this again..
blah blah..
aiya..
busy jiu shi le..
=X

tsk tsk..

anyway..
went bball juz now..
with kq..
n my frenz...
n guess wat?!

my back is ok..!!
whahahaha..!!
so is my shoulder..!!
whahahaha..!! x2

after tat..
went jp..

coz it rained..
=.-"

walked awhile..
kq bought nee-du..
=X
u noe..baby bottle..

den we were so tempted to buy digimon..
haha..
digimon 10 lehz!!
i only got 8..
$10 nia..

but zx dont wan..
zz oso dont wan
wah lau..
wasted..
=(

ok..nvm..
den we went for dinner at..
flg..
ooLaLa..

~Finger Licking Good~

haha..!

gotcha~!
=.-"

den deres this auntie..
she offered to lend us her members' card..
( 10% off meals )
but we cant use..
coz we were eating meals on promotions aready..
oh well..
n..
expectedly..
zx said i flirt with auntie..
=.-"
wth?!

another ass..
haha..


oh yes..
my frenz r so sua gu lah~!
dont even noe wats stacy's mum..
tsk tsk..

its a song..
not somebody's mum~!

hello??!!


jasmine said --> jasmine's mum jiu haf..u wan??
=.-"

kns..
no thanx..
=X

for those sua gu ppl out dere..
this..
is stacy's mum's mv..
enjoy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ZI-veDcss&search=stacy%27s%20mum


the last part..
damn cute~~

tat boy masturbating..!!
haha..!!
=X

cute rite??!!
tsk tsk..

hmm..
i think..
this song came out like 2yrs ago??

YR R SUA GU'SSSS!!!!

SUA GU KUKU..

ok lame..

alright..
gtg..

skool's starting next week..
1st may..
=D

coz i dont go lectures..
=X

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
11:10 pm

____________________

baoc - 2006

..is..


officially over..
whahahaha..

i think..
=X


i didnt go ytd..
( day 2 )
but i did today..
( juz in case yr cant count )
day 3..

i purposely made myself available for today's events..
coz..
its pageant day~~!!
whahahaha~~!!

n the pageant for my grp..
( bombastic mombasa )
is..
ron..

tadah~~


( i think tats zz at the backgrd =.-" )

i shall only put 1 pic..
in case jy gets too high..
=X

talking abt jy..
i realised..
shes been acting weird these few days..
hmmmm....

ok..nvm..
later..

( i mean..hu cares abt jy?? =X )

lets get back to baoc - 2006
=)


n here r more pics..
not of ron..
of coz..


DaY 1..


our banner..
i noe those to guy looks like simpsons..
haha..
nvm..
notice tat light green patch on the left??
hiack hiack..
its a cactus..
haha..

I PAINTED TAT!!!!
WHAHAHAHA!!!!
dont think its juz a tiny bit ok?!
its damn impt lah~
otherwise yr wont noe its a desert rite??
*nod head*
!~yeah~!


our 2 mascots..
zz n elsa ( ?? i hope i got her name rite )
n..
of coz..
mi..acting gay/short..
n kq..acting tall
=X


i haf NO IDEA wats going through kq's head man..
honestly..
wth is tat cock pose abt?!
haha


mi..
trying to scare tat yr 1..
=X

DaY 2..


whahahaha..
were u expecting some pics????

i told u i didnt go..
rmb??!!

whahahaha..

U GOT PUNKED~~!!
=X

DaY 3..


gays..in action..
juz look at tat..
look at jun yan's face..
haha..


amazing pic..
only zz's face is in sharp focus..
=.-"


cyclops wanna-be..
haha..
oh ya..
he goped those light sticks..
=.-"


SO DID I..!!
haha..!!


zz's classmate..
fion..
i think..
=X


supposed to be a sad face..
but tat yong beng ar..
dont noe how to put it infront of my lips de lehz..cmi sia..
haha..


tats mi..
trying to blk tat guy behind mi..
haha..
was it malcolm??
hmm..


=.-""""
i dont noe wat to comment on this..
haha..
really..


alright..
tats all im gonna post..
in case yr r wondering y all got zz de face..
its becoz..
i got most of these pics from him..

for more pics..
do check out jiakhee's blog..


alright..
back to jy..
shes weird..

ytd she asked mi abt cockroach porn..
today..
she asked mi whether my neck's straight..
=.-"

wth rite?
tsk tsk..


OH YES~~

xue fang " visited " mi today..


but wrong outlet..
=.-"

she tot im working in centre pt..

wf - everyone : "ppl..where m i working??"
everyone - wf : "TIONG BAHRU PLAZA!!"

hello?? girl..
how u read one?!

anyway..
thanx..
=)
she wanted to bring mi choc..
but in the end she gave her fren..

den y u tell mi sia?!
made mi so tempted..
=.-"

~xie xie~

alright..
4am..
ooLaLa..
its been so long since i slpt after this time..

shui jiao wo 2morow no need work..
whahahaha~~!!

shui jiao wo sat oso no need work
WHAHAHAHA~~!!

ooLaLa..

~sHuaNg~

alright peeps..
gtg..

Ps: haf i said this b4?? my mouse is officially dead..
=(
i dont noe when he died lah..
but when i put its tail into my usb port..tat day..
deres..
no more light!!
died..
wont get horny again le..
sad..

~tHe eNd~
3:23 am

____________________

jy showed mi one super nice video..

of mr olympia..

enjoy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BzeSquJApk&search=ronnie%20coleman

nice rite??!!

=.-"

zzzz..
trust jy to show mi a video of a black gorilla..

tsk tsk..


den she showed mi world's tallest man..
though he's aready a past-tense..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqznQDbCZvk&search=tallest%20man

alright..
it shld be..
the tallest man tat ever lived..


den..
she asked mi to find cockroach sex de video..
=.-"

yes!! COCKROACH!!

zzzzzzz..
shes nuts..

but i think im nuts too..
coz i searched for her..
=X

nut-ness is contagious..
=.-"
ok..
ignore tat..


i couldnt get the video..
but i found this..
not cockroach sex..
but something more amazing..

http://tinypic.com/16hrnk

=)


yes i noe..

--> *pukes* <--

or

--> *bleaaaahhhxxxx!! pui pui!!* <--


alright..
enuff of these..
today was an impt day..
its baoc~~

n i got a impt job..
rmb??!!
whahahaha..

but i returned with no results..
=.-"
n my standards were damn low aready lah~!

kaiwen said sp got alot..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
go die lah!!
=X
y go sp sia..
sad..
=(

oh well..
like weishu said..
" means no need wear nice nice to skool liao lah? "

haha..!!
wth..!!

anyway..
our mascot was none other than zz..
HAHAHAHA..
tat cock guy..
=X

show yr his cock pics when the whole baoc is done..

alright..
gtg..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
12:17 am

____________________

ooLaLa~


yr may ask wats phenomenal..

er-hem!!
it means..
very unusual or remarkable

=.-"
ok..
not funny~


juz when u tot tat a fallen tree ard SIM is UNique..
or..
walking for 50mins from NP to dover..
( haf a look at jiakhee's blog for more info )


haf yr ever seen/heard of blue black under yr feet??!!

my sis dio-ed!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont noe how the hell she walk..

BLUE BLACK ON HER FEET..!!
the under part..

OMG..
OwNaGe~~~~!!!!


alright..
today..
i was transfered to marina square's U2..

tat place is damn big now..

how big??


REALLY BIIIIGGGG..


play hide n seek the catcher will 4ever be catcher..
got the picture of the size aready??

anyway..i found U2 within a min..
not really tat hard to find..honestly..

talked to the in-charge..
blah blah..
in-charge left for office..
blah blah..
started work~~

with 2 ladies as colleagues..

both of them doesnt sound s'porean to mi..

1 sounded like m'sian..
1 vietnamese..

ooLaLa..
but i might be wrong..
haha..

anyway..
b4 5pm..
the shop was soooo empty..
hardly any customers come in..
soooo bored lah~~~~
kns..

until after my break den did the crowd started coming in..

the 2 of them were busy..
i had nothing to do..

coz i dont noe their promotions n stuffs..
so im juz expected to..
iron the clothes..
greet customers..
iron clothes again..
n to iron more clothes..
=.-"

i ironed as many clothes today as i haf done in all my days i worked in G2000..
maybe even more..
tsk tsk..

but im not complaining..
its freaking cold dere..
so..for the first time im rather enjoying myself..
=X

anyway..
they were quite nice to mi lah though its the first ( n last ) time they c mi..
=)


hmmm..
i juz realised tat 2morow's the 1st day of orientation..
kns..
i was thinking its on the 24th..
=X
haha..
n i gotta work 2morow..

=(

but its at 5pm..
n the orientation's at 12pm..

so....
i wont lose out to malcolm..
hiack hiack..

he got the same impt job as mi..
thanx rach~
=)


alright..
gtg..
juz had my wonderful dinner..

ooLaLa~
dinner at 11pm..
cool??
=X

bathing time..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
11:10 pm

____________________

"my in-charge wasnt buying porn..haha..
he was interested in those movies.. "

quoted from my previous..post line 34-35.. ( like lit..haha..kns )

( i actually counted.. =.-" )

anyway..
im rephrasing it..
"my in-charge wasnt interested in the porn ( hmm..maybe he is.. =X )
he was ( more ) interested in those movies shown in the cinema..like initial D, etc etc"

he is innocent..
haha..
wth..

hmm..
buying pirated dvd..
maybe he aint tat innocent afterall..
=X

but..
everyone buys pirated stuffs..
so..
is he innocent??
=X

anyway..
today..
my mum + sis + 4th aunt's family came looking for mi..
n some clothes..
haha..

oso..

juz when i was abt to gave up hope on them....


JY + SM +SY CAME!!!!
haha..

cock de lo jy..
( oops )
came in chatting the on fone..
den ( becoz of my short-sightedness ) i didnt realised its her..
=X
i tot it was a customer..
haha..
( she cut her hair mah!! )

den i still said " hi..welcome "
but she ignored mi..
=.-"
i tot she was another bo-hiu-type of customer..so i bo-hiu oso..
haha..
i continued chatting with my colleague..

until jy walked out of the shop ( WITHOUT SAYING HI TO MI!! )
den i said "eh?! na ge hen xiang shi wo de peng you lehz"
=X

blah blah..

sy n sm came oso!!
haha..

damn heng..
today i stopped work at 8pm..
den they came ard tat time..
so they waited for mi..
den we go walk walk..

n took some "very nice" pics..which i wont post..

deres flintstone version de jy..
sy with a distorted face.. =X
n..
i made sm did some funny poses ( again ) like in jere's hse..haha!!!!
=X


anyway..
thanx for coming..
love u ppl..
=)

to mel --> rmb ar.. "stressed" --> spelled the other way rnd --> "desserts" --> "ice creams"!!!! my logic..heeee..

drink more retaw ar..
water..
=X
ok..not funny..

~bYe~

ps: take a look at this..
click --> pilah <-- kcilc
damn cock..
haha..

~tHe eNd~
11:43 pm

____________________

alright..
im back..
=)

myint said the leehom one was "abit niang"
=X
haha..
so..
changed to this..

i still prefer my lzx one..
=(

actually..
deres nothing much to blog abt these few days..
juz tat..
ytd..
while i was having my brk and was slacking in the store..this uncle..
( a china man )
stepped in with my in-charge..
( i didnt bothered to look up coz i was reading newspaper n tot its juz another new colleague or somthing )
tat was until tat guy shoved a pile of dvd into my hands..

aNd iTs PoRn!!!!
( free colour-blind test )

=.-"
im like..
wth lah!!

my in-charge wasnt buying porn..haha..
he was interested in those movies..

wonder y tat stupid china man showed mi porn lah..
=.-"

( i DONT need yr to give mi yr own versions of y he did tat..thank u very much )

anyway..he got BO like most of his ppl..
=X

ok..
i didnt wrote tat..
n u didnt c tat..

*4get wat u saw*
*4get wat u saw*
*4get wat u saw*
*4get wat u saw*


hello??!!
im no racist..




ok..
today..
went skool for baoc crap shit thing..
=X
the talk was way boring..
but meeting up with my frenz was fun..

talking abt the "talk"..
i dont understand y ppl on the rite side of the LT seems so enthu lah..
=.-"
think they r nuts..
either tat..
or they r crazy..
if not..
they r mad..
or maybe they r insane..
in short..
~something wrong somewhere up dere~

after the talk i waited for zz to do his stuffs..
coz HE MADE MI WAIT..
den we went to look at those foc ppl doing the mass dance..
different from the one we did last yr..
n im pretty sure which one i prefer..

ours' was more of a tango sort of dance..
theirs' was more like a..war dance..
or rain dance..
=X
maybe they didnt quite follow the music..
or maybe my eyes r playing tricks on mi..
but they looked funny..
haha..!!

anyway..
emily n i had a "deal"..
i msg-ed her b4 i going skool..
n we agreed upon something..
something of top secrecy..
heeee..

but it didnt work..
she didnt ans my calls..!!
sad..
haha..

but i saw y..
she was doing the argo cheer..
they can still rmb lehz..
i totally 4got the elean's ones..
=X

anyway..my fone was dead..
so even if she called i wouldnt noe..
heeee..
~sorry~

ok..
after tat went back 72-03-01 to slack!!
whahahaha!!

blah blah blah blah..

zz pung seh-ed mi..
=.-"
he told mi to go first..
haha..
no lah..
jun yan refused to let him go..
oh well..
so i rushed to work..

OH YES!!
JUN YAN SAID HE WANTED TO VISIT MI!
BUT HE DIDNT!
haha..
nvm..

got a new colleague..
not sure of her name..
she told mi its "cecil-ly"
but wang-wang-auntie called her cecilia..
personally..
i think i misheard her name..
"cecil-ly" sounds funny..
haha!!

shes a full-timer..
( im part-time )
think shes ard my age??
w-w-auntie calls mi "xiao di"
n she called her "xiao mei"
both oso got "xiao" so shld be the same lah hor??

anyway..
i gotta work "full shift" 2morow..
bloody hell~~

my legs r aching from standing..
my backs aching from bending..
my eyes ( not aching ) closing from tiredness..
my brains shutting down from over heating..
=X
ok lame..

gtg..
bathe



to jiakhee + rachel --> soooo sorry i didnt entertained yr much..deres customers to serve..
but thanx for visiting mi.. =)

to rachel ( again ) --> thanx for changing my "job" during baoc..xie xie..whahahaha!!!!

to mel --> U!! plz!! drink more water n slp more..u r way over-stressing yrself.. =.-"

to guomin --> pipi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratx..but u haf to wait till after 7th for yr swensen..haha..

to kailin --> ps ar..i accidentally revealed yr size to jk n rach.. =X haha!!

to cuiping --> rest well.. =)

to xuefang --> where the hell r u?? i wan to chat!!

to everyone else --> take care!!

~tHe eNd~
11:24 pm

____________________

? ???? ????


hang man!!


quick!!
guess..




cant guess correct??!!
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


boooo~~~~
so lousy..




dont give mi lame excuses like i didnt give u any clue..
lousy means lousy..ok??!!

bleahx..
whahahaha!!!!


ans:
I HATE ACER


OH YES!! I HATE ACER!!
ROAR!!!!
so bloody lag lah!!!!
KNS..


ok..enuff..
im not here to talk abt acer..
tsk tsk..
im here becoz of....

this..

hiack hiack..
wanna guess??
=)

ok..4get it..
here u go..


whahahaha..
its a "good-service" card!!!!
ahhhh!!!!
n i got it on the 2nd day of work..
~ooLaLa~

it reads:
Dear WENGFAI
xie xie terima kasih ???? ( i cant read tamil =X )
THANK YOU
for the great service!
( OH WAIT!! its GREAT service not GOOD..n everyone agrees tat GREAT is better than GOOD rite???? heeee..tyty )
From: Ms Ong ( i swear im gonna treat ONGs better..except maybe JODY ONG lah )
Contact ( optional ): ________

MS ONG..
i only noe her as miss 11..
coz all her clothings de sizes r 11..
=X

whahahaha..


oh shit..
im supposed to be sad..

noe y??

coz..
ever since maikai n kL..
nobody bothered to pay mi a visit..
=(

ok..
ignoring the one in japan ( heeee )
i haf tonnes of frenz yet..
NONE of them came..

especially those hu i noe for at least 5yrs..

haix..
sad le lah..

ok lah..
jere is excused..
coz he is "busy"
but..after today ( 10th april ) he got no more excuses!!
=)

subtracting mel + jere + maikai + kL..
i still haf tonnes - ( mel + jere + maikai + kL ) of frenz..
but where the hell were they??!!
ROAR~~!!
kns..


haha..
im juz kidding lah..
no need come find mi..
yr will juz distract mi..
tsk tsk..

i wan more "great-service" cards u noe..?!
=X

anyway..tiong bahru is soooo..
out-of-the-way..
=.-"
i oso dont wan de mah..
i was posted dere..wat can i do??
so suay..
=(

OH YES!!
talking abt suay-ness..
i was SUPER suay ytd~~!!
i woke up late..n was planning to take cab to work..
so i left home at 11.05am ( im expected to be at tiong bahru by 11.45 )
but guess wat??!!
i waited 40mins b4 i can finally get my butt into the back-seat of a cab..

the journey cost mi $11..

i nearly puked blood..
=.-"

to make things worst..
taking train takes only 25mins n cost ( the most ) $3
=.-"
suay rite?!

damn!!!!

den deres this auntie hu wasted so much of my time..
she wanted this n tat..
n made mi walked to n from the store room abt a million times..
b4 saying tat she doesnt wan them..
=.-"
bloody hell~

i wasnt at the cashier counter when she said tat ( i was ironing clothes ) if not i will stuff the iron up her ***..

=X
ok..
into her mouth..
i will stuff the iron into her mouth..

waste my precious time/energy/effort/strength

=A
( new facial expression tat i juz invented..it means angry..A for Angry..haha..it can mean u r eating Apple too..heeee )


on a serious note..

after getting this job..
( not only did my backache got a hundred times worst.. =.-" )
i learnt the cruel fact of reality..
i experienced the life....

of a loner..
=X
for the FIRST time in my life..
i ate a quiet lunch/dinner ( n im miles away from home )
=(


so ppl..
pleaseeee..
keep mi updated on any outings ok??
dont ps mi..
=(
damn lonely one u noe..??


ok lah..
gtg..

to xuefang --> u lazy bum!! y not working anymore?! tsk tsk..actually oso good lah.. i was planning to go pay u a visit..buy u muffins or something..now dont need liao..
=X

to mel --> damn~! u r a pig~! everytime i c u online..yr nick starts with ;SLEEP/;NAP
=.-" PIG!!

to maikai --> i will be paying u a visit soon..i promise..oh ya..im getting tat pants for u asap..ask mi for it the next time u c mi online..

to acer + norton --> plz buck up..!! yr standards r dropping..!! =.-"


~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
3:57 am

____________________

alright peeps..
i having a war now..

brb..
=X
its 7.34pm now..

ok back..
-7.50pm

wanna c my defeated opponent??

tsk tsk..

trying to be funny with mi??!!

if yr still cant c wats tat..
( it doesnt wan to keep still )
its a fly..
haha..
with super long wings ( abt twice its body length )..

it kept flying ard my table lamp n i find tat super distracting..
i tried blowing it away..
=X
but its too attracted to the light..
oh well..
anyway..
the reason i took so long to capture it is..
i cant find a transparent container..
haha..
end up i used my hair spray's cover..
heeee..

u think its easy to capture this fly?
no lo..
i still haf to make sure it got enuff oxygen so i haf to lift the cover from time to time..
its my POW now..
whahahaha!!!!

oh ya..i read this somewhere..
moths/flies got attracted to artificial lights ( lamps, etc ) becoz they tot its the moon..
=.-"
they r supposed to follow the moon whenever they r rdy to mate..

so....
i noe tat my POW is an adult..
=X

dont worry..i will let it out..after im done with using my comp..
which will be ard 4am??
hiack hiack..

anyway..its wings r super brittle..
tat time i tried capturing one using my fingers..
n its wings came off..
=X
but it didnt die lah..
it looked like a worm without its wings..
haha..
=.-"

ok..
next topic..


ytd i started work..
n michelle n kailin visited mi~
haha..
i was ironing clothes..
becoz i dont wan to entertain customers..haha..
=X
anyway..they were interested in this pants..
so they decided to try it on..

its super funny!!
coz kL tot she soooo slim..
she took a pants tats 2 size smaller than her waist in..
den michelle haf to ask mi for another size..
TWICE!!!!
haha..

since they visited mi..
i shall not disclose their secret ( the size )
haha..

oh ya..
thanx..
=)


deres work 2morow..
=.-"
2pm..
sad..
gtg..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
7:49 pm

____________________

WTH LAH!!!!
today is IS-choosing-day for mi..

i wanted business etiquette ( though i dont noe wat the hell they teach )..
but..
full le..
=(

sad diao..
so i chose..
jap ( can scold ppl liao..den tell them i saying good stuffs abt them..whahahaha )..

n..
SERVICE INNOVATION..
=.-"
dont ask mi wats tat..
i haf NO idea..
michelle took this so i followed..
haha..

BUT!!
GUESS WAT??!!
jasmine oso took tat..!
haha!!
she took jap oso!!!!

MEANS CAN SAME CLASS LIAO!!!!

ya rite..
zzzzzz....
tat ass ( oops ) chose diff sem as mine..
=.-"

which means..
for the first term i will be taking jap first..
n she will be doing SI first..
sad diao..
for 2 happy minutes i tot at least i haf someone i knew in the same class..
=(

we got same teachers sia..
same time..
same class..
but different sem..
=.-"
how suay is tat??!!
tsk tsk..

hmm..
actually..
oso good lah..
she can pass mi any hw..
=)

den she asked mi to call bear..
tell bear to take same timing as mi..

/-jazh.L__~* says:
u nv ask bear wad she choose??

/-jazh.L__~* says:
cor her choose the same one lah?

~WeNgFaI~ says:
she oso Not online

/-jazh.L__~* says:
ur HP is fake one ah

~WeNgFaI~ says:
ya ar..

ok..im blur..
=.-"

anyway..i called bear..den she told mi she chose one only..
i was luff-ing my ass off..
=X
coz need to choose 2..
HAHAHAHA!!!!

but ar..she scolded mi..
"we same sem mehz?"
den i was like..
"oh ya hor..we taking different modules"

den she luff-ed at mi back..
=.-"

ok..im blur again..
i told jas this..

n "good/kind" jas said this..

~WeNgFaI~ says:
SHE DIFFERENT SEM LAH!

/-jazh.L__~* says:
-_-

/-jazh.L__~* says:
u dunno de meh

/-jazh.L__~* says:
LOL

~WeNgFaI~ says:
den i still go Luff at her..

~WeNgFaI~ says:
say take 1 nia

/-jazh.L__~* says:
LOL!!!

/-jazh.L__~* says:
hahahaha!!

/-jazh.L__~* says:
paaaaa lengggggg daoooooooo

/-jazh.L__~* says:
LOL

=.-"
she hai mi still got the cheeks to luff..
though i dont noe wat on earth is "pa leng dao"
but im rdy to bet it is nothing good..
=.-"

alright alright..

oh ya..last nite..
i watched gorilla..
haha..
no lah..
king kong..
heeee..

his so cool~

he sure noes how to kill a T-Rex....
haha..look..


he juz ripped open its jaws as if they were durian..
( same action.. )
~ooLaLa~

heres another pic..

my mum said he resembles a buddha statue at an angle..
=.-"


deres this part whereby the fat guy "show-cased" him..

den when he saw the other girl's face..
he gave tat disgusted look..
haha..
funny~

but the ending was quite sad..
he was shot dead by airplanes..
b4 dropping down from the empire state building..
=(

surprisingly i didnt c any blood..
=X

ok..tats not the pt..

the pt is..
its a nice movie..
though u wont be c-ing king kong for the first hour..
haha..!!

this film..
is directed by
PETER JACKSON..
and not..
STEVEN SPIELBERG..
dont noe hu said it was steven spielberg lah!!
DONT-NOE-HU!!


ok lah..
gtg bathe..

oh ya..
im starting work TODAY..
long story..
if u were online last nite i shld haf told u aready..

anyway..
first day of work n i got sales aready..
=)
thanx to michelle..
*touched*
haha..

ok..

if yr still wan any facial products..
im not sure if xuefang is still selling them..
so yr gtg ask her..
or..
ask mi to ask her..
=.-"
ok lame..

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
10:28 am

____________________

yuan lai lin junjie's songs r so nice..
yuan lai im not gonna work so soon..postponed to monday.. =D
yuan lai my work place de in-charge is a guy not tat LAO AUNTIE.. ~aMiTabHa~
yuan lai they said they wan to find mi is becoz of the STUFF DISCOUNT..kns..haha..
yuan lai i very long nvr play ball le.. =X
yuan lai im lazy.. O.O
yuan lai my router is crazy.. =.-"
yuan lai i can slp alot.. =X
yuan lai i can eat alot.. =D
yuan lai HFMD is back ( or maybe i was nvr gone ).. =(
yuan lai my fone can take video..now den i noe.. =X


"yuan lai"

yuan lai these 2 words soo lihai..can make so many yuan lai's
=.-"


eh..!!
at least its better than..
"zhao zhi dao" lah..!!

these 3 words are totally WORTHLESS..
u get wat i mean by its worthless rite?
i mean..
wats the pt of saying them when stuffs aready happened??

hmm..
YUAN LAI 2MOROW I HAF TO CHOOSE IS!!!! shit man..i juz got reminded by kailin..


oh~
false alarm..
yuan lai is thurs..
haha..
i didnt realise its 1.25am now.. =X
n i tot today was still tuesday..
n i gave kailin a scare..
heeee....


yuan lai my comp got virus..
holy shit~
stupid norton..
discovered this trojan somewhere in my comp but it cant delete it..
=.-"
wth rite?!
den when i pressed "finished"
it "ting!!" mi..saying..
"yr computer is still infected with virus!!"
=.-"
hello??!!
u r supposed to get rid of viruses in my comp..
zzzz....




ok..
gtg..

to TF01 ( includes mi..of coz ) --> good luck..choosing IS on thursday..6th..
heeee..

to xuefang --> good luck oso..hmm..nobody wants to buy facial products lehz..i advertised here le..haha..muz be olay got a very bad reputation lah..
or..
maybe its u!! haha!!

to my great-grandma --> ~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

~tHe eNd~
1:15 am

____________________

my freedom-days has been extended........................
=D


yuan lai..
im starting work on wed..
COMING WED..
5th april..
sad..
=(


i kept complaining tat i wan a job..
but now tat i got one..
i feel so..
sianx..!!
=.-"

wats more..
the manager dere is a lao auntie..!!
=X
with those discipline-mistress-kind-of-look
bloody hell~
so intimidating..
sad..
i was expecting a guy or maybe a xiao jie..
BUT A LAO AUNTIE??!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
wo bu yaoooo~~

haha..
oh well..

auntie called mi juz now..
said shes expecting mi to wear a white long sleeved shirt to work on wed..

i told her i only got purple shirt..
den she gave mi the..
I-DONT-GIVE-A-DAMN tone..
"no..i only wan white"
=.-"
stupid pig..
white white white white..
wan go garden party ar??!!
zzzz..
=X


ok..enuff of aunties..
=.-"

i go bathe..
heeee..
haven bathe..
=X

~bYe~

PS: my workplace's at TIONG BAHRU de G2000..
come find mi..treat yr LUNCH/DINNER..!!

( ya rite..as if )
=X

~tHe eNd~
5:07 pm

____________________

lets get straight to the pt.

top 3 lousiest shows i watched..
( hu says im gonna recommend nice shows?? )

er-hem!
in third place..we haf..
ULTRAVIOLET!!!!
=.-"

watched it today..
in cine..with kh n jere..

if u think the final fantasy movie was exaggerating..
its nothing ( i repeat NOTHING )
compared to ultraviolet..
zzzz..
the starting n ending phrase r the same
" i was born in a world tat yr may not understand "
=.-"
i think the climax of the 1hr+ show was..

the ticket-checking uncle coming in n scolded this guy..
i haf no idea wats wrong..
but i think..
this guy sneaked in n got caught by tat uncle..
haha!!
but..it happened half-way into the show..
hmm..
weird..

dont mi to further explain how lame the show was rite?
after hearing tat the climax was tat uncle..
haha..

my rating for this show ( over 10 ):
8..
coz..
the rating is by how lame the show was..
haha..
tsk tsk..


2nd on the chart..
SHALLOW GROUNDS..
=.-"
this bloody show~
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

watched it with..
quan..jere..berica..weishu..zx..i think zx's gf was dere too..
i rmb-ed i juz got my jacket..
=D

ok..
the show..
the starting was..
deres this naked boy whose covered in blood n carrying a knive..
he was walking fast n he got tat hypnotised-look..
haha..

for all those bian tais/perverts --> they didnt film his private part..
=X

anyway..this movie is the FIRST one to make mi dream..
=)

I ACTUALLY SLPT LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so u can imagine how boring it was..
waste money!!
tsk tsk..

lame lame rating:
8.5 over 10

AND THE LAMEST..
LADIES N GENTLEMEN..
i present to u....
SHIKOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i noe i noe..
yr r thinking..
"wtf??!! wats tat??!!"
rite??
heeee..

lets c..
watched shikoku at cine..with jere n quan..
rmb-ed we had nothing to do n we wanted to catch a movie..
but catch bu dao coz the movie ran away.. ( HAHAHAHA..not funny )
ok..anyway..
we saw this poster..
"shikoku"
den below it, it says..
"land of the dead"

quan n i were like..
ooLaLa..
"eh..yao bu yao kan??"

n so..
we paid $11.50 ( i still rmb ) each..juz for the tix..

basically..
its a jap show lah..
starting wasnt tat bad..
but the ending was..
--> =.-"

ok..
deres this..
grandma hu wanted to raise her grand-daughter from the dead..
n she did this ritual..
blah blah..
n brought her back to life..
den she killed her grandma for i-dont-noe-wat reason..
zzzz..
den she saw her still-living bf..
n went to hug him..
( heres the dumb part.. )
she hugged too tightly n broke his bones..
=.-"
WTH RITE??!!
aiya..basically its a stupid show..
n if yr think we were stupid enuff to watch it..
think again..
coz the movie theatre was packed..
poor us..
=(
$11.50 lehz!!!!

if u dont believe its this lame..
check this out..
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10003146-shikoku/

if yr r too lazy..nvm..
i will give yr a summary..


heres a prove tat this movie exist..haha..
but this isnt the poster we saw..
anyway..
check out the movie reviews..

"Shikoku is a movie that wants to be many things but ultimately fails in every department.

-- Andrew Kasch, THE HORROR CHANNEL

HAHA..how true!!
tats not all..

" I didn't go into Shikoku expecting a zombie holocaust, but the idea of one girl coming back from the dead, then not doing much of anything, is pretty damn underwhelming."
tsk tsk..

heres another one..
"Shikoku, like its phantasmagoric anti-heroine, occupies a misty middle ground worth visiting.

-- Sean Plummer, RUE MORGUE MAGAZINE

THIS GUY..
IS LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worth visiting??!!
hello??!!
think he brought his gf with him n they hanky panky-ed..
actually he didnt even watch the show..
but he gotta hand in the review so..
he came up with this crap..
haha..

okok..
enuff of movies..
gtg..
2morow..
BIG day..
wish mi luck~

=)
take care..

oh ya..
iF YR/YR RELATIVES WAN ANY FACIAL PRODUCTS..
MUZ FIND MI!!
RMB AR!!

~TaTa~

~tHe eNd~
11:45 pm

____________________

this post..
is to contradict my previous one..
which is..
too dull..

n its soooo..
unlike mi..
wHaHaHaHa..!!

first things first..
im glad i got a new fone..
=D

its black..
it slides..
its quite stylish.. ( to mi )
n..
its samsung..
~ooLaLa~
=)

n..
the first pic my new fone took..

can yr guess hu's the subj??

u guess it rite~~!!

its mi!!
whahahaha!!



look at tat smile..
ooLaLa..
so mi ren..
=.-"
ok..
*pukes*

notice the dark backgrd..??
its to blend with my hair..so tat yr cant c it..
whahahaha..
tats my water bottle..n its un-capped..
c tat tee..??
is my pri skool's PE tee..
=X


ok..
mel showed mi japan's fone..
n they r REALLY cool~
but u cant buy a fone without subcribing a line dere..
so..
i will still stick with spore's..
=)


hmmm..
i realised tat im changing..
=X
this may sounds abit lame but..
its true~

i used to be quite calm..
but now..
i seem to get agitated rather easily..
hmm..
weird~

anyway..

2morow..
sunday..
will be my LAST DAY of FREEDOM!!
holy shit!!
=(
yes yes..
its so sad..

oh well..


nothing much to blog today..
maybe except..

rmb my mouse tat has cancer??
well..u c..
after i gave it abit of a shake..
it seems to be healthy again..
haha..

though its at the expense of..
erm..
losing its "skin"..??
=X


dere u go..
tats my sis's mouse on the rite..
trying to show off tat its perfectly healthy.
=.-"
anyway..as yr can c..mine ( left ) haf lost it's skin..
so its kind of transparent now..
haha..

oh ya..!!
do yr noe tat mouse gets horny too??
bet yr dont..
whahahaha..

when it does..
it glows red..
like this....


the hornier it is..the redder it glows..

alright alright..
not funny..
i noe..
=.-"

ok..
i gtg le..
BatHe~


im really changing..
getting really sick of dota..
hmm..
maybe im too lihai le..
no challenge..
=X

ok..
some part of mi is still the same..
*winks*

hao lah..
really gtg..
dinner~!
=D
deres chicken wings tonite~~!!
ooLaLa~!

take care..
NONO!!
i juz learned this..

"ki wo tsu kette"

it means..

"yr r idiots"
=X

no lah..
it means "take care" in jap..
thanx to mel..
heeee....


PS: XUE FANG IS SELLING SOME OLAY FACIAL PRODUCTS SO..
MUZ BUY FROM HER OK??!!

dont noe her..??
nvm..
noe mi can le..

FOR MORE DETAILS..

plz..
dont look for mi..
look for her..
haha..

no lah..
look for mi..
i heard the products r good..
n its not exp..
i cant rmb the price but its below $50 for alot of things..
n its for all skin types..
so..
DONT give mi excuses like..
sensitive skin..blah blah blah blah..
=)

~bYe~

~tHe eNd~
7:47 pm

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this post is gonna be super boring..
so yr can dont read..
i wouldnt mind..

oh well..

today..
i felt like i haf grown up..ALOT..

i got a new fone..yet im not happy..
y?
haix..
cant say here..
next time ask mi in person ba..

being a human is so tough..

u gotta care abt how other ppl feel..
but other ppl will juz "shoot" u, completely ignoring how u might be feeling..
=(

sometimes..
we say tat we hate backstabbers..or ppl hu speak behind our back..
but in truth..
do we really wan to hear them??
so wat if ppl were to gossip infront of us??
deres nothing we can do..we cant confront them..
we can only endure it..


wth man..

den..
deres love..
it can be so wonderful at times..
but in times of trouble..
it can be so tormenting..
zzzzzzzzz..
ppl juz dont care how u feel..
ppl dont noe tat they r being cared for until the care is gone..
tats the prob with humans..
=(

sick n tired of this life..
BOO~~!!

~tHe eNd~
12:32 am

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