THA ART; OF BITCHINGS
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
since mr sim is so amazed by my bitchin skills, i thought i should come here, post some skills and surprise him. HAHAS. but narhs, that's not the point.
eu can not read them if eu don't want to. imma just purely bored from the fever and thus imma blabberin.
so yeahs, back to topic.
THE ART OF BITCHINGby ;THA MEL.is in fact, the easiest thing for me. i mean, some people are just born with it. eu know, the bitchy element that flows through euur blood. some try hard to BE bitchy, and ended up soundin like Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan. some try hard NOT to be bitchy, i mean, i tried that before too, but i failed MISERABLY.
not that bein bitchy is a quality that anyone should be proud of [though i am. hahas] but the art of bitching is actually a concept which is harder to grasp than your MMPOA or MBA or HEKRBS. no, i make the HEKRBS up. but that's not the point.
the REAL beauty of bitchin is how eu manage to swipe the person off his/her feet, without givin ANY chances for them to fight back. of course, eu need evidences to support euur bitchin. that's super important.
always remember, comment the actions, NOT the person. it's shallow to judge others and be stereotyped UNLESS their actions worth every bitchings from euur mouth. NEVER bring in his/her mother, father, sister or the whole 9 generation of family members. that is the MOST atrocious LOW stage eu can EVER go to. unless, eu are some beng with the backup of the ChoaChuKang BLK 78 void deck's gang, NEVER EVER, bring in the family members. eu look low euurself.
don't bitch around from the things eu had HEARD. that's SO stereotype. what eu had SEEN or HEARD might not be the truth ALWAYS. unless of course, eu have SOLID PROOFS, then eu are safe to bitch someone without lettin the person havin the chance to bite euur tail. if the person starts gettin defensive and everythin, just roll euur eyes, fling euur hair and act like Paris Hilton and walk away. trust me, eu will be the last one standin.
lastly, critize SMARTLY. critisms are crucial. they let eu become a better person. but if eu start screamin euur heads off and thinkin that others will actually listens to eu, then eu should just go and start to persuade bush to turn bald. be calm when eu critize, and be nice when eu critize. of course, bitchin can't be very nice but yeahs. eu know what i mean.
and erhs, we don't need the hokkien vulgaries. i can NEVER grasp the FULL meanin of them. -shake head.
okay basically imma not makin any sense here. but i just wanna type somethin cause i felt so abused. -_-;;;
stop askin me to see a doctor mr sim. it cost 60SGD to see a doctor in freakin tokyo.
i hate fever. i lurfe noni.
SAE HI TO NONI. =DD
`mel-*
5:41 pm
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