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Sunday, January 07, 2007
read the papers today??
WHEN BEES ATTACK:
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
and theres this inset of a poor auntie kanna swarmed..
inside..
they teach u wat to do when bees attk u..
hiack hiack..
step 1..
start screaming..
this will scare them away..
if this dosnt work..try
step 2..
smash the hive and run away..
if they sting u..
quickly get a needle out..
grab one of them and poke them..
give them a taste of wat its like to be "stabbed"
hahahaha..
ok..i was joking..
those are not the survival tips..
this is wat it says in the paper..
-DONT EVER try and kill one..coz it might be the last thing u do b4 getting sausages as lips..it says tat the crushed bee will give out some chemicals that will provoke the others to attk more..
oolala..scary..
-DONT jump into a pool..they will wait for u to emerge..so..my mum was lying to mi since i was in pri school lah..haha..
-u juz gotta run away..coz bees are slow fliers so MOST ppl can out-run them..
-bees chase for ard 400m..so..dont be lazy..START THOSE MORNING JOGS!!!! train up yr stamina..haha
-protect yr face with a handkerchief or watever cloth u haf on u..even yr shirt..coz stings on yr chest is not as deadly as those on yr face..
anyway..ppl wont be able to c those scars..
-it also warned that the heavy rain might have destroyed some of their hives and they are looking for new home..so..obviously u haf to think like a bee..guess where the coziest spot is..and u wont get papaya as nose..
-in any case..prevention is still the best measure..when u c a bee hovering ard yr head..THATS a warning sign which says u r too near them for their comfort..so flee in the opposite direction..
but if the hive happens to be tat way..then..too bad lah..haha..
thankfully..
im neither suay nor stupid enuff to get near a nest..
so hopefully it stays this way..
anyway..
first week of school was normal..
got news of our exam timetable..
T.T
10Feb -- EC
13Feb -- CM
14Feb -- BLAW
15Feb -- FP
16Feb -- FIT
wah lau..
13th-16th..continuous lah..
someone..
STAB mi plz..
(but rmb to revive mi after 16th coz CNY is coming..haha..)
and next week theres presentation..
wah lau..
juz hope Mrs Thong likes CapitalGain Bank..
i mean..
our logo is so kawaiiii lah..
look!!
quick guess!! who did this??
*give a very proud face*
haha..
ok..its very normal..
guess im going mad..
oh..i went for a wedding dinner last nite..
my grandma's fren's son..
abit far..
but their family is quite close to my mum's side..
so close..the groom is actually my "jiu4 jiu4"..
anyway..
my uncle n dad was telling mi abt their army life..
and when ppl say army..its natural to think abt spooky tales..
which is precisely wat they discussed..
fai's uncle: "i was in bravo platoon..the batch b4 mine was called charlie platoon (i was wondering why it wasnt alpha, since its b4) and there was this army man who wasnt feeling his best so he visited the medic while the rest of the platoon went for a jog.."
"when the doc said he can go..he was driven to a check-pt where the rest of the platoon is bound to come through.."
"but when the rest of his mates arrived back at camp..they didnt find him..so a search party was conducted the following day..and they found him dead.."
(those army beds are double-decker ones)
and the scary thing was..
"..one night
his buddy saw a depression in the bed above him and it belonged to
him"
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!
$#%&*@#@(*&^#!!!!!
"and his other platoon mates will sometimes c
him staring at them, through the window, while they were polishing their boots.."
$%^#!!!!
"the whole thing was so serious tat in the end they haf to invite those ritual ppl to recite prayers and give offerings..they sealed the barrack after which.."
imagine seeing a depression in the bed above you when its supposed to be empty..
wah lau..
i think i might juz faint or die there and then..
haha..
he told mi some others..
including his own experience....
ok..he told mi there were ard 30-40 beds in the bunk and his was the first, right next to the door..
on his first nite there..
he was suddenly awoken by someone weeping loudly..
but he found nobody ard him..then he saw that the bunk door was actually opened..and its supposed to be locked.
OMG
the next day he ask if anyone heard the same noise..and expectedly, nobody did..
but there was this indian who said he saw a shadow wondering ard my uncle's bed last nite..
OMG x 2
7 weeks later the guy at the other end kanna the same thing..
haha..
=X
die lah..
i dont wanna go NS..
hahahaha..
anyway..i haf frenz going in this year..
those jc peeps..
and i shall listen to their stories during weekends or something..
as for now..
i haf the prospect of projects looming ahead..
boring..
enjoy yr Sunday ppl..
~bYe~
10:17 am
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